The Best
Clockwise From Top Left:
Jessica Alba, Slinky;
Kerry Washington, Grrrrl;
Nicki Kidman, Kitten-with-a-whip;
Naomi Watts, Regal
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The Good
Clockwise From Top Left:
Jennifer Lawrence, Sleek;
Jodie Foster, Lesbian Glimmer;
Michelle Dockery, Elegant;
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Somber Chic
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The Meh
Clockwise From Top Left:
Amy Adams, Fleshtone Fishtail;
Anne Hathway, Tower Of Boobless;
Claire Danes, Next Time At Least Try;
Jennifer Garner, Matronly
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The Not Angelina:
Halle Berry, Trying To Work Something Other Than A messed Up personal Life;
Eva longoria, She Thinks This Might Land Her A Job...As Jolie's Stunt Leg
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The Hot Accessory
Clockwise From Top Left:
Bradley "Beautiful" Cooper;
Daniel "Sensitive" Day-Lewis;
Hugh "Huge Ackman" Jackman;
Robert "Dangerously Sexy" Downey Jr.
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I Liked It:
Lucy Liu.
I may look like Grandma's Couch, but she rocked it.
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The Faux Jolie's Legs made me laugh!
ReplyDeleteJulianna Hough... mess
ReplyDeleteDAYUM - that analysis was perfection! I'mona tell my readers to check you out. HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN JESSICA ALBA! STUNNING. I left out all the good movie stars! Agree 100% re Lucy Liu.
ReplyDeleteI thought Kate Hudson should be in the HORRIBLE category!
ReplyDeleteLena Dunham's dress was meh, but when the dress frames an unfortunate back tattoo and makes tha tattoo look like toile wallpaper, that is sad, and very unintentionally funny. Yeah Lena, they were talking about you behind your back.
ReplyDeleteI have to agree with you about Lucy Lui, but perhaps the fact that I love her so much clouds my judgement.
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