Oh South Carolina, you and your politicians.
First, Mark
"Hiking The Appalachian Trail To Argentina So I Can Bone My Mistress"
Sanford is trying to make a comeback by running for his old Congressional
seat--the one he held before being Governor and Latin Boner. And, well, don't
get me started on Nikki Haley.....
But let's add
South Carolina state Senator Lee Bright, a Republican, of course, because they
breed like rabbits on Viagra down here, who is famous for suggesting that
South Carolina explore coining its own currency in the event of a breakdown of the Federal Reserve
System, and who is now attempting to exempt South
Carolina from federal firearms regulations, has also filed legislation that
would have South Carolina schools offer a class in firearms marksmanship as an
elective.
Yeah, he did.
The course,
called the South Carolina Gun Safety Program, would teach firearm operations,
history of the constitutional right to keep and bear arms, and “the role of
firearms in preserving peace and freedom.” Students would be taught to fire a
gun at moving and stationary targets and would successfully complete the course
by safely discharging a firearm.
Bright says, “I
asked around to some of my colleagues in the legislature if schools could offer
a course like this and it wasn’t concisely expressed whether they could. I
figured I’d sponsor this bill and give schools that option.”
Teachers armed,
students armed. What could possibly go wrong?
Is this what our legislators
need to focus on? Not our enormous unemployment rate? Not the rise in the
numbers of HIV?AIDS cases? Not rising unemployment and increased poverty? Not
funding for education--without weapons--and health care, or a host of other
actual issues?
Of course, had
Bright--and let's not talk about the oxymoron that is his name and his legislative
choices--failed to speak to educators in his own district, who would be have to
implement his proposal if it ever came into being--which, like most of his
proposals, it won't.
Spartanburg
District 5 Superintendent Scott Turner: “I believe there are commercial
agencies that are better suited for this. We have
more than enough curriculum and not enough time to cover it now. I am not in
favor of adding more.”
Don't teach kids
how to read or write, teach 'em how to aim and shoot.
That's South
Carolina, Wingnut Central.
You all grow interesting politicians down there!
ReplyDeleteSo he thinks it's the government's responsibility, not parents at home, to teach kids and teachers how to use guns but when it comes to using their dicks and va jay jay's then the government should stay out of it until the dick accidentally misfires and the results in an unwanted pregnancy which of course the government then has control of.
ReplyDeleteDamn, I think I've been reading too many republican stories! I'm beginning to think like them.
Sean.....I think you covered it quite nicely.
ReplyDeleteHopefully there's a 12-step program for your ability to think like them. =)
yeah, to hell with art and music and languages and history! guns is where it's at! ASSHAT!
ReplyDeleteOh. My. God.
ReplyDeleteTo think that he's "one of the smart ones", a "civic leader" and "an elected representative" ... WTF kind of people LIVE there and vote for the likes of Bright?! If he's the BEST candidate for the job, I shudder to think of what the others would try to do!
Since this asshat got elected, I'm afraid to see what his constituents are like.
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