Stupid Twits

from The Hollywood Reporter:

As many of you may know by now, comedian Gilbert Gottfried was fired as the Aflac spokesperson after his crude Tweets about the Japan earthquake. Well, he won't be the first--or last--celebrity to post some ridiculous Twittage, so here now, from The Hollywood Reporter, are their...
Top Ten Most Stupid Hollywood Tweets:

1. Gilbert Gottfried:
After the Japanese earthquake and tsunami, he Tweeted:
"I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, 'They'll be another one floating by any minute now.'"
And then he was fired.
Asshat!

2. 50 Cent:
Tweeting on the tsunami that was headed to the West Coast on Friday:
"Wave will hit 8am them crazy white boys gonna try to go surfing."
This one isn't rude, or really stupid, it's just kinda dumb.
And lame.

3. Charlie Sheen:
The day before he was fired from Two and a Half Men:
"fastball. the trolls are foaming from their toothless holes. rumor mill abundant with evil gossip. mainstream heretics smirking."
CrazySayWhat?
Seriously, it looks like, if someone isn't writing down what he should say, it's all gibberish.

4. Kanye West:
"An abortion can cost a ballin' n-- up to 50gs maybe a 100. Gold diggin' b---es be getting pregnant on purpose. #STRAPUP my n---s!"
Apparently lots of people stopped following this asshat after this particular tirade.
And with good reason.

5. Hills star Spencer Pratt:
After a contentious appearance on the Today show (followed by Al Roker Tweeting that he and ex wife Heidi Montag were on "minute 11 of their 15 minutes of fame"), Pratt attacked the anchor:
"Do you always look like your about to die? How old are you 97? You should retire asap- No one would even know?"
Douchebag.
That's all. 

6. Scott Baio:
He posted an unflattering photo of Michelle Obama and wrote:
"WOW He wakes up to this every morning."
He followed that 20 new messages defending himself.
He received death threats.
For being stupid.

7. Paris Hilton:
"No, no, I didn't go to England; I went to London."
[sidenote: this one is my favorite]
[additional sidenote: i found this picture accompanying an article where Paris Hilton says she is not stupid.]
You can make this shiz up.

8. Bow Wow:
Apparently, he's suggesting that he was drunk driving and revealing his exact location to potential police officers following his tweets:
"Face numb im whippin the lambo. Tispy as f*k. Just left @livmiami. Im f**ked up!!! Ohhhh damn. Y i drive the lambo. Chris might have to drive after next spot."
Don't drink and drive and Tweet, apparently.

9. Jessica Simpson:
"Sometimes learning the language in my head can be just as hard as communicating with someone foreign. alone time on flights get me everytime."
Wow!
She's like Charlie Sheen.
Without the hookers, cocaine and guns.

10. Mary J. Blige:
"Why is that people always try to understand estimate my intelligents [sic]?! They should never do that!"
Mary, Mary, Mary.
I love your music, but, c'mon, grrr, get a spellchecker.