According to that most reliable news source, Us Weekly, Bristol Palin and Baby Daddy Levi Johnston are getting married, but they haven't told The Quitter:
"'We got engaged two weeks ago,' Bristol, 19, tells Us Weekly. 'It felt right, even though we don’t have the approval of our parents.' Bristol and Levi, 20--who famously called off their previous engagement two weeks after welcoming son Tripp in December 2008--tell Us Weekly they reconnected three months ago while working out a custody plan for their 18-month-old son. 'I really thought we were over,' Levi tells Us Weekly. 'So when I went, I had no hope. I think we both just started talking — and then we took Tripp for a walk.' Says Bristol, 'When he left that night, we didn’t hug or kiss, but I was thinking how different it was. He texted me: 'I miss you. I love you. I want to be with you again' ... I was in shock...It is intimidating and scary just to think about what [Sarah's] reaction is going to be. Hopefully she will jump on board.'"
Let me get this queer:
They decided, via text, to reconcile, so I guess that means he FaceBook proposed, and the ceremony will be a la Twitter? But here's what I love about these two dumber than dumb kids: they give an interview to a magazine about their engagement and yet say they haven't yet told Mama Grizzly Bore?
I guess US Weekly isn't one of those many many publications that Palin reads whenever they come across her desk?