Tuesday, March 28, 2017

OklaStupid KenFucky Governor Bevins Legalizes Hate

Last week I posted about the Oklahoma congressman caught having sex with a boy and how, under the law, he is entitled to keep his congressional pension; I remarked then, that Oklahoma should be renamed Oklastupid.

This news only confirms that ...

Early this month state lawmakers passed a bill to protect religious freedom in schools., Now, the religious freedom of anyone was never in danger, but this bill will make it easier, and legal, for kids in school to discriminate, bully, harass, taunt, and torture LGBTQ youth because, well, you know the drill, the Baby Jeebus made them do it.

Senate Bill 17 passed the state House of Representatives by a vote of 81-8 and would prohibit school officials from punishing students for wearing religious messages on their clothes and expressing religious or political beliefs in homework, artwork and speeches.

Human Rights Campaign Legal Director Sarah Warbelow said the bill would allow student groups to discriminate against LGBT students “under the guise of religion.” Republican ... because, of course ... state Rep. John Blanton said the bill just guarantees students First Amendment rights ... to hate.

And so, this being Oklastupid KenFucky, last week Governor Matt Bevin gleefully signed Senate Bill 17 into law.

You know, again, because nothing days religious freedom, nothing says I’m a Good Christian, nothing says Jesus, nothing says, God, like being able to tell the gay kid that he’s gonna burn in Hell.

Nothing says God is love like legalizing discrimination.

At least in Oklastupid KenFucky.

8 comments:

anne marie in philly said...

muthafuckas! how I LOATHE xstains!

the dogs' mother said...

Most unfortunate. :-(

Mitchell is Moving said...

Can we build a wall around Oklahoma?

Helen Lashbrook said...

I just don't understand how these followers of a man of peace can espouse such hatred

Anonymous said...

get your facts straight the governor of Oklahoma is Mary Fallin

Bob Slatten said...

Calm down Anon, don't get yer panties twisted, i got Oklastupid confused with KenFucky and Fallin's as a big a douchebag as Bevin.

Toni said...

As sad and disgusting as these events are, I can't help falling in love with your inventive language. Words are my favorite things in the world and you invent some damn juicy words!

Bob Slatten said...

@Toni
Thanks; I like a little BobSpeak every now and again!