Where's Mittsy's REAL Birth Certificate?

Another reason I don't like Mittsy? And I believe we're up to Reason #1874.

That whole Donald Trump business. I mean, Trump, henceforth known as The Rump,  endorses Mittsy, and Mittsy asks The Rump to campaign for him, and The Rump goes all Birther Batshit Crazy again and Mittsy gets to stand there like he doesn't condone that line of questioning when you know darn well he asked The Rump to campaign for him for that very reason. Let The Rump rile up the Tea Baggers while Mittsy gets to play all serious candidate and shiz.

But then there's this: the other day Mittsy released his birth certificate. Now, no one was asking, but it's a subtle nod to the wingnuts, asshats, goosesteppers, Republican'ts who keep demanding to see Obama's birth certificate. And, let's not forget, we are in Year Four of 'Where's The Birth Certificate" craziness.

So, Mittsy releases his birth certificate on the same day he was set to appear at a Las Vegas fundraiser hosted by The Rump, who has spent countless hours, and probably tens of dollars promoting his own conspiracy theory as to where Obama was born.

News flash Rump: it was Hawaii.

But here's the funny part of this ridiculousness.

The document released by Mittsy's campaign is a "Certificate of Live Birth." Now, this is the same thing as a "Birth Certificate" but, according to FauxNews and all their moronic pundits, like you MGB®, it's not the same thing.

At least not when Obama released his, time and again, and again.

"There's a difference between a birth certificate, apparently, and a certificate of live birth," said FauxNews moron, er, host Jeanine Pirro last April, when, once again, discussing Obama's supposedly missing paper trail. 

The President's "Certificate of Live Birth", reported Fox and Friends moron, er, host Steve Doocy, "is not the exact birth certificate." 

And, not to be outdone in the Wackadoodle Sweepstakes, MGB® suggested Obama's "Certificate of Live Birth" was insufficient proof of citizenship.

And The Rump said, and please, remember this, "A 'birth certificate' and a 'certificate of live birth' are in no way the same thing, even though in some cases they use some of the same words."

So, why is this funny, or not, as the case may be?

Well, not one of those FauxNews morons, er, hosts, or the Mama Grizzly Bore®, and even The Rump, are questioning the validity of Mittsy's "Certificate of Live Birth."

And why is that? The reason that seems most plausible is that The Rump and FoxNews and MGB® aren't worried about Mittsy being American because he's a white guy.

It's just GOP race-baiting. 

And if you think it's anything else, ask yourselves why no one questions the Mittsy's Certificate of Live Birth.