I was born in Mississippi. Didn't really live there, as my Dad was in the Air Force, and we moved six months after I was born. Now, I'm really thankful for that.
Things must be pretty bad in Mississippi to mis-spell the state name.
I'm becoming more of the opinion that we should just cede most of the south and the middle of the country and let them form their dumb as fuck Jesusland. We'll have to remove the nuclear and other weaponry first but otherwise I think they'd die off from a widespread runny nose without advanced medicine.
I've worked on newspapers and had to write headlines and every time a story had the stupid word "Mississippi" in it, I shuddered, cause it's so goddam long you can never fit it in the space. Poor schmuck should have just referred to it as "State."
ROFL! Gonna share this for sure!
ReplyDeleteThings must be pretty bad in Mississippi to mis-spell the state name.
ReplyDeleteI'm becoming more of the opinion that we should just cede most of the south and the middle of the country and let them form their dumb as fuck Jesusland. We'll have to remove the nuclear and other weaponry first but otherwise I think they'd die off from a widespread runny nose without advanced medicine.
Obviously my tax dollars have done wonders to improve their school system.
ReplyDeleteI don't want to laugh
ReplyDeleteI've worked on newspapers and had to write headlines and every time a story had the stupid word "Mississippi" in it, I shuddered, cause it's so goddam long you can never fit it in the space. Poor schmuck should have just referred to it as "State."
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