Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Bad Makeup! Bad Fashion!

Tyra Banks went to something called, and I swear this is a real event, the Moth Ball--which, I'm guessing, is where she keeps her career--and she looked like this....
....which caused Joan Rivers to say, on The Fashion Police, "Oh my god! They dug up Whitney?"
I know, it could have been a case of bad taste........I'm talking Tyra's makeup, not Joan's comment.
Then, little Miley Cyrus showed up at the Billboard Music Awards going all Christina Aguilera, by forgetting her pants, and, well, her shirt, too.
Note to Miley: this doesn't make you look like a grown-up, it makes you look like you're doing the Walk of Shame because your pants and shirt were left on the floor of a cab after you hooked up with a drunk guy at a bar.
Just sayin'.

7 comments:

the dogs' mother said...

"Oh my god! They dug up Whitney?"

lololololololololol!!!

KDNA said...

Tyra looks dreadful -- but in an alarming way. Maybe she's trying to overkill her "smize" to cover up her super-gaunt face!

And that Miley looks like she's 45 years old and gunning for a spot on the next Real Housewives of ... Anywhere!

www.DiatribesAndOvations.com said...

Miley just looked silly and desperate.

Biki said...

ROFLMFAO!!! Dug up Whitney!!!

What on earth was Miley thinking? I guess she wants to look like super slut now.

mistress maddie said...

All the money they make, you would think they could afford some mirrors.

Ron said...

Tyra looks like she was attending the Racoon Ball. And Miley, really honey, are you THAT desperate for attention?

Miss Ginger Grant said...

I knew Miley would slut it up sooner or later. Is she knocked up yet?