I Ain't One To Gossip, But.......

It's that age old story of love and family and commitment, with a twist.
It seems that just as Salma Hayek was giving birth to baby Valentina, by then-boyfriend, now husband, and constant billionaire, Francois-Henri Pinault, supermodel Linda Evangelista was giving birth to her baby boy Augustin.

Who's father has now been revealed to be billionaire, Francois-Henri Pinault.
Evangelista and her peeps have spent years Pinault's paternity, even when confronted with the truth back in Ott-Seven, but now the Victoria's Secret model is in a New York court demanding support, you know, money, from Pinault, so she can raise Augustin James in the lifestyle to which she has become accustomed.
And a Manhattan court confirms that Pinault is the daddy to both children, both just months apart, by two different women.
And Hayek and Pinault have spent the last four years denying Pinault ever schtupped Evangelista and made a baby. They continue to say, in interviews, that Pinault has only three children--Valentina and two from his previous marriage to his first wife.
But Augie Jimmy makes four!
Evangelista and Pinault conceived their boy in early 2006, when Pinault was reportedly separated from then-gal pal Hayek, who was also pregnant with the babymaking Frenchman's child, and whom he wed in 2009.
Oh those Frenchmen.

Charlie Sheen has sued his ex-bosses at Two.Five Men fort anything and everything; he's sued the studio, and he's sued the network. But he's lost every single court battle.
Not winning.

Now he has another play to harm the show that kicked him to the curb.
He's going to be roasted on Comedy Central and would like the show to air opposite Ashton Kutcher's debut episode of 'Two and a Half Men' on September 19. Yeah, that'll show the bosses that a coke-loving-porn-star-schtupping-bi-polar nut case should have been able to keep his job.
A Comedy Central source--and by source I mean Charlie Sheen--says, "If you think this is a coincidence then you are nuts.  This is Charlie getting the last laugh. He doesn't care what they say about him at the roast as long as the show kills CBS in the ratings. Charlie has a thick skin and can laugh at himself but if you hurt him, like he thinks Chuck Lorre did, then he doesn't forget."
Thick-skinned is a Hollywood euphemism for out-of-control ego.
And, while nothing will be off limits in the Sheen-ripping department, one of his exes--fresh out of rehab, Brooke Mueller--has warned of a lawsuit if she's the butt of any jokes.
Oh please Brooke. There are enough jokes to be made out of Charlie Sheen and his drug-fueled antis that you won't even be mentioned.

Kate Moss is a little model with a giant ego.

She has actually demanded that the Royal Air Force [RAF] not fly any planes out of the base located near her home in the English countryside when she gets married. She has asked that planes, carrying British soldiers, bound for Afghanistan, be diverted so as not to disturb her ceremony.
You know, she's a model, and those men and women are just trying to fight a war. priorities, please.
The RAF is not as enamored with Moss' wedding as the ALLEGED coke-whore is: "These flights are absolutely crucial. The idea that the top military brass would put these flights on hold or change their routes just to give a celeb some peace on their wedding day is absolutely inconceivable."
But.....but....she's a model!
Look at all the good she does for the world!
Walking runways.
Going to parties.
Getting high.
What does the military do for the world?
Oh......yeah.