Bible thumpers should consider actually reading the thing... Maybe on their way home from picketing gay funerals, they can protest outside of Red Lobster, since the same book that says lying with a man as you would a woman is an abomination, it says the same thing about eating shellfish.
Haha! Love it! (And it's true!)
ReplyDeleteThe New, new version...
ReplyDelete"Thou shall not judge others because that's fucked and means thou is a bigot asshole. Amen"
lol
ReplyDeleteI'm going propose an amendment to the constitution, barring the purchase of clothing made from mixed fabrics.
ReplyDeleteBible thumpers should consider actually reading the thing... Maybe on their way home from picketing gay funerals, they can protest outside of Red Lobster, since the same book that says lying with a man as you would a woman is an abomination, it says the same thing about eating shellfish.
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