Casey Anthony: The Devil's Advocate?

Well, this is the watercooler story, eh?

Unless, it's the story of my sudden switch to speaking like a Canadian.

But I thought I'd give a little of my bits'n'pieces on Miss Anthony and the Trial Of The Month!!!!!

First off, she was found not guilty of murder, manslaughter, child abuse. She was found guilty of being an unrepentant liar. Most murderers are liars, but I digress.

I think the prosecution had trouble because they came up with too many theories about how Casey did it, if she had help, why she did it and where she did it. There were too many stories, too many ideas, too many possibilities, so how was the jury supposed to pick just one?

Reasonable doubt.

If you tell em she killed her kid because she was a party monster, and then tell me she killed her kid accidentally because Caylee drowned in a pool, and then tell me that maybe Caylee died from chloroform, well, that's too many theories.

They should have picked just one.

And for all you out there ranting and raving about the verdicts, well, you weren't in the courtroom every day, as were the jurors. You didn't sit through witness after witness after witness, and hear every single question and answer, and see every detail of every piece of evidence. The jurors dd that, and they didn't believe she killed her child, either accidentally or with pre-meditation.

That said.........

Please to explain how a mother can have a child just disappear for a month and not do a goddamned thing about it, be found not guilty of Aggravated Child Abuse? She neglected her child for over a month. She lied about the whereabouts and who had Caylee.

How is that not child abuse? What kind of mother misplaces her child, or lets her child wander off, or lets someone take her child, and then she goes out and drinks and parties and tattoos?

As I said on Facebook, like OJ, Casey Anthony will soon begin her "Search For The Real Killers Tour" but, unlike OJ who looked on the golf course, Casey Anthony will be looking at nightclubs and bars that offer 2-for-1 tequila shots.

She may not have killed her child, but she's guilty of abuse and neglect and being an unrepentant liar. And she'll live with that for the rest of her miserable life.