Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Jesus Take The Wheel


Boy! Talk about having a bad day, and feeling like it's only gonna get worse.
In Pittsfield, Massachusetts, Brittany Cantarella was cited by police Tuesday after she ran down a man in the crosswalk.
The man was taken to the hospital, treated for minor injuries and released.
So, why is this a bad day for Cantarella?
The name of the man she hit in the crosswalk is Lord Jesus Christ.
In.The.Crosswalk.
I can't imagine that dinner conversation.

What happened?
I ran over Jesus with my Monte Carlo!

Good thing He's into forgiveness, or someone might be going to Hell.

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous1:04 PM

    I'd lay even money that the woman is originally from Rhode Island.

    In the city of Providence they'll run you down while you're in the middle of the crosswalk. That included the cops though I note lately the cops actually stop for people in crosswalks.


    But it is funny that she hit Lord Jesus Christ in a Crosswalk.

    First we had Christ on a Stick, now we can use Christ in a Crosswalk.

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