Tom Brady, with some woman. A dominatrix, I think.
I tried to crop her out but it wasn't happening.
Eva Longoria Parker. Old Hollywood glam.
Rockin' the train!
Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale.
She's hot. He's hotter.
Love me some Annie, but, hon, the Princess Diaries are over.
Too much Botox.
Emma Watson from Harry Potter.
This is what a marionette wears.
To a bad puppet show.
An anatomically correct mess. Seriously.
Jessica Biel and her best gal-pal, Justin Timberlake.
Yeah, they look good together.
Which way is the exit?
Neon only looks good on....
Oh, hell, neon never looks good.
Next RuPaul's Drag Race.
Seriously, I'd look better in that dress.
Even if it is strapless and that makes me look a little linebacker.
Mary J. Blige.
Looks like she raided Aretha Franklin's closet for something from the Spanish Harlem period.