Monday, February 01, 2010

Somethin' Stinks In Here


One of the Whores from MTV's Jersey Shores...Oh, wait, wouldn't that be all of them? Yes. it would. And I kid like that. But I'm gonna single out The One who calls himself The Situation.

See, he's planning on releasing his own scent; kinda like a cat does, I imagine. And then you have to call Stanley Steamers to come out and clean off the sofa. But, seriously folks, he's going to have his own cologne.

I believe it'll be a mix of raw sewage, New Jersey shoreline, sunscreen with an SPF of -12, backroom at The Bar, and a hint of desperation mixed in with a third grade education.

From what I hear, though, it only lasts Fifteen Minutes.

8 comments:

robertga99 said...

hehe
funny!

Kevin said...

I was going to post about this, but I think I may just quote yours instead.

madtexter ☺☺☺☺☺☺ (corey james) said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! Maybe the cologne should be called The Stenchuation.

Wonder Man said...

Why?

Paul Benjamin said...

LMAO @ madtexter... "the stenchuation!" Now, that's funny!

mistress maddie said...

WHORES!!!!! I CAN'T STAND THAT SHOW!

DKSmall said...

LOL x 3

mrpeenee said...

I am so glad I missed this whole show. ALl the bits about it I've read make it sound like mediocre soft core porn, and I already get plenty of that.