Let Conan Keep The Tonight Show

In the interests of fairness, I will say that I have never liked Jay Leno. I remember an old car commercial, where the tagline was something like, "This is not your father's Oldsmobile."

Well, Jay Leno isn't my father's late night talk-show host. He's more like my grandfather's late night talk-show host.

I don't find him funny. At all. I was a Johnny Carson kid, and then a Letterman man. I liked their irreverence, and the sense that anything might happen. With Jay, well, anything doesn't happen, except stale jokes.

So, I was kinda happy when they announced Leno was leaving The Tonight Show and Conan O'Brien was taking over. Conan has that same Carson-Letterman sense. He doesn't take himself too seriously, and he's simply out to have a little fun before he sends you off to bed. Now, again, in the interests of fairness, I'm still Team Letterman, but I liked the O'Brien Option, you know, if he was having a better guest line-up or something.

Then NBC put Leno at 10PM; the same show he'd done before, only ninety minutes earlier. If I was Conan O'Brtien, I'd be pissed. Why take Leno off The Tonight Show and then let him do the same show at an earlier hour? Senseless. And a colossal failure. Epic. Viewers turned away in droves from NBC. I myself was heard to mutter, I want my SVU!

So, now, with revenues way down--NBC has said it will lose hundreds of millions of dollars airing the Winter Olympics--they want to put Jay back at 11:30, er, 11:35, and move Conan to 12:05. So, Conan O'Brien's Tonight Show becomes The Early Tomorrow Morning Show since it will no longer air tonight.

Seemed smooth sailing, until. The Letter:

People of Earth:

In the last few days, I've been getting a lot of sympathy calls, and I want to start by making it clear that no one should waste a second feeling sorry for me. For 17 years, I've been getting paid to do what I love most and, in a world with real problems, I've been absurdly lucky. That said, I've been suddenly put in a very public predicament and my bosses are demanding an immediate decision.

Six years ago, I signed a contract with NBC to take over The Tonight Show in June of 2009. Like a lot of us, I grew up watching Johnny Carson every night and the chance to one day sit in that chair has meant everything to me. I worked long and hard to get that opportunity, passed up far more lucrative offers, and since 2004 I have spent literally hundreds of hours thinking of ways to extend the franchise long into the future. It was my mistaken belief that, like my predecessor, I would have the benefit of some time and, just as important, some degree of ratings support from the prime-time schedule. Building a lasting audience at 11:30 is impossible without both.

But sadly, we were never given that chance. After only seven months, with my Tonight Show in its infancy, NBC has decided to react to their terrible difficulties in prime-time by making a change in their long-established late night schedule.

Last Thursday, NBC executives told me they intended to move the Tonight Show to 12:05 to accommodate the Jay Leno Show at 11:35. For 60 years the Tonight Show has aired immediately following the late local news. I sincerely believe that delaying the Tonight Show into the next day to accommodate another comedy program will seriously damage what I consider to be the greatest franchise in the history of broadcasting. The Tonight Show at 12:05 simply isn't the Tonight Show. Also, if I accept this move I will be knocking the Late Night show, which I inherited from David Letterman and passed on to Jimmy Fallon, out of its long-held time slot. That would hurt the other NBC franchise that I love, and it would be unfair to Jimmy.

So it has come to this: I cannot express in words how much I enjoy hosting this program and what an enormous personal disappointment it is for me to consider losing it. My staff and I have worked unbelievably hard and we are very proud of our contribution to the legacy of The Tonight Show. But I cannot participate in what I honestly believe is its destruction. Some people will make the argument that with DVRs and the Internet a time slot doesn't matter. But with the Tonight Show, I believe nothing could matter more.

There has been speculation about my going to another network but, to set the record straight, I currently have no other offer and honestly have no idea what happens next. My hope is that NBC and I can resolve this quickly so that my staff, crew, and I can do a show we can be proud of, for a company that values our work.

Have a great day and, for the record, I am truly sorry about my hair; it's always been that way.

Yours,

Conan

There you have it, NBC.

Don't be stupid. Put Leno out of our misery.