Thursday, October 29, 2009

The Nudie V The Quitter



The coming-soon-to-a-centerfold near you, Levi Johnston, is talking Palin again. he says Palin often refers to her Down Syndrome child as her little retard'', and that she's a horrible mother and blibbety-blah-blay-blue what's new.
Now, of course, the Lipstick-On-A-Pitbull, the Quitter From Up North, the Maverick-Gone-Rogue, has a response, and, well, here goes:

"We have purposefully ignored the mean spirited, malicious and untrue attacks on our family. We, like many, are appalled at the inflammatory statements being made or implied. Trig is our 'blessed little angel' who knows it and is lovingly called that every day of his life...CBS should be ashamed for continually providing a forum to propagate lies. Consider the source of the most recent attention-getting lies — those who would sell their body for money reflect a desperate need for attention and are likely to say and do anything for even more attention."

I love how The Quitter says she has "purposefully ignored"the gossip and slurs hurled at her family, because....she hasn't. She's talking here almost an instant after Levi uttered the words, just like she chose not to ignore David Letterman's bad joke about her daughter. The fact is, Asshat, you talk about it to get a wee bit more attention for the book you "wrote." If, and it's a big if because you are the media whore to end all media whores, if you choose to ignore the meanness, you'd take the high road and keep your mouth shut.
And of course she has to bring in CBS because that's where she was asked what she reads [remember she didn't know] and where Letterman works. She has it in for CBS until, oh wait, that book she "wrote" comes out and then you can bet her large mouth will be speaking from the Eye Network.
And then she calls out Levi for selling his body for money. Well, I'm no fan of Levi, but really he's just selling pictures of his body. You, Ex-Governor Asshat, sold your family and that little chunk of blackness where your soul would be, if you had one, for a shot at the White House.
And let us not forget, it's because of you that you missed your shot at the White House.
Now begone, Asshat, before someone drops a house on you.

7 comments:

  1. Anonymous10:44 AM

    It is so delicious that Nudie is going to haunt her for the rest of her life. I LOVE IT!!

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  2. Anonymous3:51 PM

    I just love reading Bob's take on things. Especially when it concerns the Pushy Politician Palin! "Drop a house on her".
    I. Loved. It.
    Neal

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  3. Love "The Quiter" tag, that will haunt her into eternity.

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  5. I hate that she is going to make a gazillion dollars on a book she had written about herself. She should be required to have read a book before she gets to pretend to have written one.

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  6. Bravo, Bob! I also love the sweet irony of a former beauty pageant broad getting snarky about Levi "selling his body for money." Jeez, he's not hooking, dumbass. He's posing for a magazine. LOL SSIS! >:]

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