We have just the one computer in the house—well, at least until about a month ago when we bought a laptop—and Carlos and I take turns using it for whatever we need. Trouble is, when I’m in the office on the computer, Carlos appears in the doorway about every seven minutes to tell me something …
… Gloria called. She’s doing good.
… I think I’ll make chicken for dinner.
… _____ just said ….
And when he’s on the computer, I basically leave him alone.
Sunday afternoon I was on the computer and, like clockwork, seven minutes in, there he was at the door …
… I may take Ozzo for a walk.
He never did; but seven minutes later he was back at the door…
… Do you know where the mop is?
I told him where it was, and perhaps where he could put it, and then, yes, seven minutes later, the phone rings. It’s him, calling from the kitchen on his cell phone …
… I don’t want to bother you, but …
I may bury him under the rose bushes and see if we get better blooms.
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No matter what I am reading, him indoors continually interrupts to inform me of all the egregious things the fatso in chief is doing. He always sounds so surprised, which amazes me; my suprisement over der Trumpenfuhrer's doings stopped a long time ago. Now nothing he does would surprise me; turning Auschwitz into Trump Poland or suggesting that the Israelis take over most of the West Bank....wait he's already proposed that hasn't he....or perhaps that was "I've read 25 books so I know what I am doing" brainless and possibly headless (is that face a mask?)certainly clueless son-in-law-in-chief's brainwave?
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ReplyDeleteThat Iowa lady! ak!
Nice to see LGBTQ people honored.
xoxoxo :-)
Oh, Bob, Bobby, Bobuhla, think of the deafening silences there'd be if Carlos became rose fodder. A Carlos in the hand is worth more than a million husbands in the head.
ReplyDeleteAs for Mitt (what a stupid name), I'm not into politics at all but the way that man changes positions he could be used in the illustrated version of Kama Sutra for Dummies!
That's a wonderful little palate cleanser you got there. Brings out the dirty old lady in me. By the way, does Carlos have head husbands too?
Awwww, lol you're so mean! Carlos just wants to be connected with you, some people are just like that. The truth is you're just making us like him more and more... hahaha!
ReplyDeleteYou guys put Kansas city in Missouri??? WTF? Like the city of Washington is not in Washington, I think dump needs to get out his sharpie and fix this... you nutty Americans.
WHAT???? O.O Pete's GAY!!! I always liked him and his cute husband but I didn't know he's gay!
Yeah Mitt! Someone give that man some love, forget the other stuff about him for a second, he is about to receive a wave of hate! I guess that means all those other devout christians don't really believe that bible stuff.
Gonna have a coke this week! ;)
Hottie guy!!!! Hottie guy in cowboy hat!!!!
Where's a seagull flying over a golf course when you need one!
We love Carlos...You better not harm a single hair on his head...With the Big Orange One...I heard today he did not know what rural broadband was...If I remember correctly, he thought it was a road...The precinct Capitan...Girl you need to resign...You're like a Fox TV watcher bot...In their own bubble...Please, if you didn't know Pete was gay BY NOW then you need to...I don't know...I'll think of something by dinner...Get back with me...
ReplyDeleteDig a wider hole. Jerry does the same thing, although he’d never phone.
ReplyDeleteMy husband does the same thing! My sympathies.
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised all those people in Sweden didn't miss that info in the Swiss newspapers to be honest (just ribbin ya!) but I'm a Brit and even I knew Kansas City was in Missouri. Damn you've got a thicko in the top job!
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ReplyDeleteThat Iowa lady indeed!
@Deedles, DeeDee DeeDahLa,
I imagine that someday, if Carlos is ever actually gone, I will still hear him talking and I will be fine with that! As for Husbands-In-My-Head,I do have more than he does, but, for us both, they are just in our heads!
@Steven
YASSSSS to all!
@VRC
Carlos is a keeper, and all mine!
@Mitch
I knew YOU'D get it!
@Sadie
Thank you!
@Treaders
Thicko is being kind!
DeeDahLa? I like it!
ReplyDeletethere is NO WAY you would bury carlos under the rose bushes. you love carlos like pete loves chasten.
ReplyDeleteand husbands are supposed to be pains in the asses; RTG is one. "what do you think of (insert food here) for dinner in 2 weeks?" my response - "who gives a shit, I might be dead tomorrow."
You do know you'd miss the 7 minute interruptions.
ReplyDeleteHe's stupid, not dumb... dumb is genetic, stupid is stupid.
I'm not a big fan of Mitt either, but...
Carlos just can't live without your input, dear. A boy's gotta do what a boy's gotta do.
ReplyDeleteCheeto is the stupidest man in the planet. And oblivious of that fact.
That male mode with a mustache is a must have. May I?
The Buttigieg woman needs to be slapped. Hard.
XOXO
@DeeDahLa
ReplyDeleteIt does have a nice ring, no?
@AM
If Carlos goes under the roses, I go with him.
@Dave
He does make it easy to check the time.
@Six
Carlos does love input. Pun intended!
I do love a model with a porn stache!
I give props to Mitt Romney too. His backbone comes and goes, but he came through when it was needed.
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