|Now, I loves me some cappuccino art as much as the next queen, but, seriously? ... “Waiter/ There’s a dick in my mocha.”|
|You gotta love CNBC for taking the time to make it clear which one of these is the President of the United States, though, given the chance, I would have voted for the Bunny.|
Last week when Mr. and Mrs. _____ went to Easter services at The Episcopal Church of Bethesda-by-the-Sea in Palm Beach, it was the first time that _____, who calls himself a “devout Christian” stepped foot in a church since inauguration day.
Last week on RuPaul’s Drag Race there was an extra special judge. I say extra special because he was delicious and cute and hot and funny and, best of all, an openly gay man.
Another day, another Republican getting booed at a Town Hall for supporting _____.
He then went on to say, amid boos and catcalls:
Sean “Hitler wasn’t so bad” Spicer says he’s never seen Melissa McCarthy’s impressions of him because he’s asleep when SNL airs.
The man simply cannot stop lying.
Bye Bill O’Reilly. No matter how you spin this—he calls the claims unsubstantiated, though he paid out $13 million to make them go away—you’re a sexual predator and even Fox news can’t deal with you.
Couldn’t have happened to a bigger douche.