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Ivanka “Complicit” _____, whining about that nickname:

"“If being complicit is wanting to be a force for good and to make a positive impact, then I’m complicit. I don’t know that the critics who may say that of me, if they found themselves in this very unique and unprecedented situation that I am now in, would do any differently than I am doing. So I hope to make a positive impact. I don’t know what it means to be complicit, but you know, I hope time will prove that I have done a good job and much more importantly that my father’s administration is the success that I know it will be.”

Um, a force for good? Fuck off, Princess Complicit; your father is destroying the environment, Trans rights, women’s rights, the EPA and our standing in the world.

So, please, Complicit, if you read this, or if you have it read to you, give me one fucking example of the good your father has done.

Just one.

Failing that, go back, sit down, and please, for the love of all that is good in this world, STFU.

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Louis CK, comedian, kind of apologizing for saying, last year, that _____ is Hitler:

“I guess he’s not as profound as I thought he was. I thought he was some new kind of evil, but he’s just a lying sack of s**t …. There’s liars…and then there’s somebody who lies once in awhile….then you have a liar, it’s like a problem. Then you have just a lying sack of s**t. And they like it. He likes it….It’s just gross. He’s just a gross, crook, dirty, rotten, lying sack of s**t.”

Um, yeah, that’s all.

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Roger Stone, a _____ ally, has publicly accused _____’s son-in-law, Jared Kushner, of being the leak in the White House:

“Sources tell me the president’s son-in-law enjoys a very lively text exchange with Joe Scarborough, and that Scarborough’s repeated attacks on Steve Bannon, not to mention some of these attacks on the president, clearly are being manipulated by Jared Kushner.”

Yikes, even the allies are turning.

Impeachment will be fun.

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Orrin Hatch, Republican Senator from Utah, rejecting a comparison of the GOP refusal to consider Merrick Garland as SCOTUS nominee, and Democratic opposition to _____’s nominee, Neil Gorsuch:

“[The Democrats are] politicizing this whole process. This is a guy who is a mainstream conservative, which they hate, they don’t like that. And of course, they are still upset about my other friend, Merrick Garland. But the Republicans had every right to delay that within a presidential [election] year.”

Isn’t it funny how Hatch can say Merrick Garland would be a great SCOTUS judge but deny him the opportunity because he was an Obama appointee?

The Republicans can’t even see their own two faces.

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Tina Fey, on educated white women who voted for _____:

“The thing that I kind of keep focusing on is the idea that we sort of need to hold the edges, that it’s sort of like a lot of this election was turned by kinda white college-educated women who would now maybe like to forget about this election and go back to watching [home shopping network] and I would want to urge them, ‘You can’t look away.’ Because it doesn’t affect you this minute but it’s going to affect you eventually. Gains that we’ve made over the past 100 years are under attack. Luckily [vice president] Mike Pence isn’t allowed to go down and shut up Planned Parenthood unless his wife goes with him. So you know, if we can just keep Karen busy scrapbooking — we can all still get Pap smears. Earlier tonight in what is surely an April Fools’ joke, the President proclaimed that next month will be national sexual assault and awareness prevention month … so now we know what he gave up for Lent, that’s good.”

These educated women, and even some with less education looked the other way at the pussy grabbing misogynist and now they’re wondering whom to blame.

It’s you, dear. It’s you.

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John McCain, the GOP’s use of the “nuclear option” in Gorsuch nomination:

“I think it’s a dark day in the history of the United States Senate.”

Good on McCain, until you learn that he’s gonna goose-step along with the GOP.

Fuck off, Grampa.

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