The Druggie Takes Wife Number Four

Every so often a story comes along that is just too much fun. Such is the case with today's tale of traditional marriage and the sanctity of marriage, and the idea that marriage belongs to one man and one woman only.

The rumor is that Rush Limbaugh is engaged to be married.

For the fourth time.

The fat-assed bastard with a history of prescription drug abuse, who rails against gays and marriage equality every chance he gets, is getting hitched himself to eposa numero cuatro. Now, I wish him well, I do. I mean, he's fucked up three other marriages, so he should have all the kinks worked out this time, right? He should know which pitfalls, er, drugs, to avoid, so that this wife doesn't ditch him.

But I guess my question is this: if marriage is such a sacred institution, and it's been a one-man-one-woman tradition since time began, how is that one of the leading opponents of marriage equality has the right to marry four times?

I would ask that those hypocrites who battle gay marriage, and I'm talking to you Brian Brown and Maggie Gallagher, to stand up and fight against Rush's right to make a mockery of marriage. I ask that those ministers who rail against marriage equality, boycott his ceremony and condemn him from the pulpit for treating marriage as something you discard as easily as an empty bottle of Oxycontin. I hope that any justice of the peace who finds a drug-addled Rush Limbaugh on his door step in the middle of the night, asking to be married to the "wife of the moment", slam the door in his face.

If marriage equality will ruin traditional marriage how dare all the haters and bigots and homophobes stand by and do nothing while this bolstered ties the knot.

Again.