Beauty Pageant Battle: UPDATED

So, we've all heard the Carrie Prejean saga. She was asked a question by "journalist" Perez Hilton ion which she said she was against gay marriage, and then he took her apart on his blog. Then she began ignoring her duties as Miss California because, as she says, God appointed her to be his spokes-idiot on the subject of gay marriage. Then the good folks over at the Miss California pageant fired little Carrie because she wasn't fulfilling her duties.

Threats go back and forth.

Innuendo goes back and forth.

Lawsuits are filed.

The Miss California pageant wants Carrie's boobs back because they paid for them, and even Carrie knows a good Christian girl isn't considered beautiful without the regulation sized ta-tas. Actually, the pageant just wanted their money back, but it sounds funny the other way.

Well, the group went to mediation and, lo and behold, Carrie Prejean dropped her lawsuit against the Miss California pageant. The pageant will pay about 100K of her legal bills, but she will get no money at all.

Which begs the question: why the big change of heart, Carrie?

Well, it seems that Carrie, good Christian girl that she is, the Supergirl of the Superior People, that bastion of all that is Holy, that promoter of Opposite-Sex Marriage, has a sex tape out there, and the pageant people found it and threatened to release it if Carrie didn't shut her Barbie Doll yap.

And she did.

I guess Carrie never learned about people who live in Glass Sex Tapes..........

UPDATE:

According to people in the room when the sex tape began playing, Little Miss Prissy Carrie Prejean's first reaction was "That's disgusting" until the camera panned up to her face and there was no denying that it was Opposite Sex Marriage Ally Prejean herself.

It took about 15 seconds for Carrie to drop her $1 million dollar demand.

Ya think?