Paris Hilton Is Suing Mad

And, No, she isn't suing me, although I think she'd like to get a chance to bitch-slap me. Paris Hilton is suing a billboard company because they are using her face to advertise billboard space.

It looks like this:

Now, is this the only way Paris can make money? I mean, the movie career was so bad it didn't even do the Direct To DVD route and instead went the Direct To Recycling Bin path. And the music career? Yeah, don't make me laugh.

So, she has to sue to get money these days. But therein lies the rub. As the plaintiff in a lawsuit she and she alone has the burden of proof. So..........prove the sign wrong Paris. I'll wait.

:::check watch:::

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:::cough cough:::

:::la la la::::

Didn't think so.