Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Because I Can


"Sarah Palin's book is big, 400 pages. She wrote the book herself and agonized over every word, and so will you." --David Letterman

"Former governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, is promoting her new book and she's going to appear on the Oprah Winfrey Show. Sarah and Oprah. On the one hand, a very powerful woman qualified to be President of the United States, and on the other hand, you have Sarah." --David Letterman

"But if you think about it, Sarah Palin and Oprah Winfrey have a lot in common. They both helped get Obama elected." --David Letterman

"Finally, excerpts from Sarah Palin's new book are starting to leak out to the internet. There's some really shocking stuff in there, complete sentences, proper grammar, really shocking stuff." -Jimmy Fallon

"Sarah Palin's new autobiography doesn't come out until November, but it is already No. 1 on Amazon. And if you go to the website, it says, 'People who bought this book also bought no other books in their entire life.'" --Jimmy Fallon

"According to excerpts from Sarah Palin's memoir, 'Going Rogue,' the former vice presidential nominee says her infamous Katie Couric interview went so poorly because Couric was badgering, had a partisan agenda, and asked questions." –-Seth Meyers

7 comments:

Dan said...

Will the nightmare ever end? Just one more thing we have to blame the republicans for!

Michael Rivers said...

These are damn hilarious! I might put the first Letterman quote on my blog. Love it!

Wonder Man said...

400 pages?

frogponder said...
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frogponder said...

Oops. I realized I had names in that post. Call me paranoid I won't mind. xoxo

Slave Simon said...

NOPE?

Did they get the first letter wrong?

Beth said...

Hahaha. These are great!