Saturday, July 30, 2022

Snarky Thoughts

Recently, when a Kid Rock show ran late and was subsequently canceled due to extreme weather, his fans, or is it ‘fan,’  lost their, or his or her, minds, and demanded Kid Rock perform for them. When it became clear Kid Rock wouldn’t, they trashed the venue.

My Thought: I’d have trashed the place while he was performing just to get him to stop the caterwauling.

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Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lynn Affleck—imagine the day, coming soon I might think, that she has to change that name—are honeymooning stunting in Europe on a “Look! We Got Married” World Tour. But it doesn’t look as if Ben is having the time of his life when he was caught sleeping on the photo tour.

My Thought: Being Mr. JLo must be exhausting.

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Gwyneth Paltrow has been saying for years she doesn’t really miss acting—her last acting job was 2019’s The Politician—and because she thinks anyone cares, or misses a Paltrow Performance, she went on Sunday TODAY to remind Willie Geist, and anyone watching, that she still doesn’t miss the business “at all.” 

My Thought: She’s trying to remind people she’s an actress so some producer will hire her, while the world, and all of Hollywood think, ‘Yeah, we don’t miss you either.’

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Pat Benatar says she’s done performing Hit Me With Your Best Shot during her shows as her “small contribution to protesting” against gun violence. And while she says her fans are not happy with the decision, she’s doing it out of “deference to the victims of the families of these mass shootings.” Pat tells the fans who are pissed off about this to listen to the song at home, dammit.

My Thought: Maybe we should get Britney to stop singing [Hit Me] Baby One More Time. I mean, not because of any violent undertone, but because Britney can’t sing.

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Demi Moore has announced that she will never, ever again let a movie hairstylist take a pair of scissors to her hair for a role in a film. She says if the role requires short hair, get her a damned wig.

My Thought: Demi Moore is still acting? I thought show biz cut her off like they did Paltrow. And if she doesn’t want her hair going under the knife why does she keep letting surgeons do it to her face.

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I guess the newest thing among the self-entitled is to use a private jet to get around town. Kylie Jenner—and this isn’t saying much, but she’s The Dumb One™ in That Family™—does it, and now so does Drake. He has been using his private jet  to take a fourteen-minute trip from Toronto to Hamilton, Ontario Canada which costs some $3,000 in fuel and releases 4 tons of CO2 emissions into the air as opposed to making the drive which is about an hour.

My Thought: Sentence Drake and Kylie to work TSA at Chicago’s O’Hare Airport as punishment.

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23 comments:

  1. Either take away the private jets or tax them so much that the rich and unentitled sell them off cos they can't afford 'em.

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  2. Anonymous10:59 AM

    Lotsa snark there!
    xoxo :-)

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  3. Did Paltrow really say that? I guess she's too busy making candles that smell like her vagina. Do they know if Afleck was sleeping, or just passed out again? I didn't know Demi was still acting, surprise, surprise. Kid Rock who?

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    1. Every time Gwynnie does an interview she says she's done with acting, but I think she's doing it to GET acting jobs, but no one is biting.

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  4. Demi was so lovely with short hair in Ghost - as opposed to what she looks like with that ultra long hair - I think she's crazy. And as for the private jets!!!! Drives me nuts, the politicians banging on about how we should turn off the coffee pot (to save electricity) and then they routinely fly all around the world on their jaunts (see Davos/WEF)! As for taking a 14 minute trip in a private jet to avoid a one hour drive - I'm speechless! Just think how much good they could have done with that money. End of rant (sorry)!

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    1. Demi does seem a little nuts, as is taking a private for a trip like that.

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  5. I'm not in a snarky mood today, so I'll just bow down to the king. All hail the king of snark, Bobulah!

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    1. Heavy is the head that wears the crown.

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  6. Ben Affleck is probably just sleeping off a bender. At least he's not drooling!

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  7. aussieguy4:02 PM

    I believe it was Rose Kennedy who said, “if you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.” That was a delicious serving of snark! We’d get along great discussing the fuck-ups of the world!

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  8. Flying for 14 minutes? WTH? Nobody's time is that precious.

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    1. Clearly some people think they are THAT important.

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  9. I never did get the attraction of Demi Moore (as an actress). So glad she’s taken a stand about something so important. I enjoy YOUR snark.

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    1. She has to stand for SOMETHING!!

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  10. Was I censored or sent to "Spam" jail?

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    1. You spent some time in Spam Lock Up!

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  11. Loved Demi Moore back in the day... gutsy and with a real woman's body... these days? That plastic husk is scary. But she would make a wonderful Morticia Addams. Gwyneth acted? News to me. Oh, I know she was in movies, but... acting? Bit of a stretch. Drake and that little plastic whore? Awful human beings doing awful things... so let's reward them, give them money and keep mentioning them. Affleck has been sleeping the past decade. Mostly during his so-called 'films.' Kid Rock is the new Ted Nugent - who? Exactly. And Benatar... good for her. Kizzes.

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