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Recently Kate Hudson posted a topless photo on
Instagram of herself sipping a coffee in London, with her hair carefully
covering her breasts, writing: “[Sun]’s out.” The pic garnered lots of love from fans and people like Michelle
Pfeiffer, Selma Blair and Janelle Monae but Hudson’s older brother, Oliver,
wasn’t impressed, and posted: “Nope.” People noted that Oliver really shouldn’t talk because his
Instagram avatar is his bare, very white, ass. My thought: I’ll look at Oliver’s bare ass any day, but not
his sister’s boobs. That’s just me. |
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Martha Stewart recently went on Chelsea
Handler’s podcast, Dear Chelsea, and wished death upon her married
friends. See, it seems that Martha had “two mad crushes” recently, and one of the
men was married to the mother of a friend of hers. Now, Martha is no home
wrecker, but she did say this: “I always think, oh gosh, couldn’t that person just die?” My thought: I adore Martha, so just know that if she is hot
for your man and she wants you dead before she jumps his bones, er, boner, don’t
eat at her house. |
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Kim Kardashian told Allure Magazine that her beauty is all real
and that she has only ever used “a little” Botox and never ever had
any fillers. My thought: it takes more than a little Botox to make your
face utterly immovable, and Kim is all filler, yet no substance. |
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Ray J is annoyed that people don’t know he
and Brandy are siblings, so to make sure y’all know he got his
sister’s face tattooed on his leg. My thought: I love my sister but I would never tattoo her
face on my body, and if I didn’t I wouldn’t add graffiti to it. |
Pretty tame goings-on this week! Are all the celebs on holiday?
ReplyDeleteFingers crossed.
DeleteActually, Oliver's a lot better looking both front and back. The rather sedate Martha had mad crushes? And one wasn't Snoop Dog? And who is Ray?
ReplyDeleteI've always thought Oliver Hudson was a hottie, from whichever angle.
DeleteMartha will kill for love. Be warned ladies.
Once again, what can I say but that I know full well what Anne Marie would have said about this shower
ReplyDeleteMy ears are ringing!
DeleteMartha needs an editor.
ReplyDeletexoxo :-)
Martha has zero fucks to give, and even she knows she could get away with murder. She'll just Sweeney Todd the body!
Deletexoxo
Yeah......you know Martha got connections. Deep down you know she is like Beverly Sulpin from Serial Mom. I want her on my side.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes Oliver. Even his bulge look nice.
If I'm ever in a back alley knife again, I want Martha OG Stewart as backup.
DeleteAnd, yes, Oliver, back up front up.
Yes, Oliver. Oy, Martha; now if someone’s wife turns up dead, who does she think they’ll talk to first? Not a word about the next jerk. And where on that disturbing tattoo does it say Brandy is Ray J’s sister?
ReplyDeleteOliver's ass is VERY white, but nice.
DeleteDo not come for Martha. And I mean you, police officers investigating the death of any female friends of Martha's.
If a family put a tat of me that looked anything like that on a body part,. I would hacksaw off the offensive appendage.
Why express affections and beliefs via tattoos when you have a tongue to explain? Kim Kardashian's appearance is about as natural as plastic flowers or Thing 45's hair.
ReplyDeleteNailed Kimmy K, sir! Bravo!
DeleteThe tattoo is as tacky as the Kardashian.
ReplyDeleteNice butt, Hudson.
ReplyDeleteI had issues with Martha, since she behaves like an army Sargent, but now think she's a hoot. Prison did her wonders... she developed a sense of humor.
I recently saw a photo of the family Kardashian all lined up... they all have the same face. As in... they all use the same plastic surgeon. Creepy AF. Soon to be crepe-y AF.
That is one of the worst tattoos I have ever seen. Brandy should rip his skin off...
Thanks for the dirt.
Kizzes.
I'm with you on Oliver's butt. And that tattoo! I can't believe Brandy approves.
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