Saturday, January 05, 2019

I Ain't One To Gossip But ...


I don’t watch Wendy Williams, but I do know she starts every show with her Hot Topics, where she snarks and gossips about celebrities. But Wendy is no fan of people snarking or gossiping about her.

The rumor that husband Kevin Hunter is about to share a love child with ALLEGED longtime mistress Sharina Hudson have Williams all verklempt, and pissy.

It seems Wendy and Kevin had their lawyers send a cease and desist letter to Love B. Scott, who broke the Baby Mama story, and demanding a retraction for gossiping about Wendy’s ALLEGED self-medication and ALLEGED rumors her husband is having a baby with his sidepiece.

And that rumor has sparked new rumors that Wendy might be back on “the meds” after ALLEGEDLY slurring her words, looking dazed and confused during a recent taping, and ALLEGEDLY being seen backstage yelling at the ghost of Whoopi Goldberg.

And all this on- and off-screen drama just might get her show axed.

Sorry, not sorry.
Cardi B‘s publicist, on the right, is one tough cookie and hasn’t met a publicity stunt she didn’t love.

Earlier this month, the publicist arranged for Cardi’s Baby Daddy Offset to crash Cardi’s concert with bouquets of flowers spelling out “Take Me Back Cardi”.

Now is where she gets tough … the publicist threatened to beat a woman for sassing Cardi when she and her entourage arrived in Sydney Airport.

According to Cardi, she had just landed when a paparazzo uttered a racist remark to her and then, moments later, Cardi turned down an elderly Australian woman’s request for a photo, prompting the woman to say, “No wonder your husband left you,” and that’s when the publicist jumped into the elderly woman’s face and gave her a verbal fisting:
“Smack the shit… out your mouth … about her motherfucking husband!”
It took an airport worker to haul the publicist away.
Oh, and the best part? The publicist’s name is … wait for it … it’s epic … Patience.

Right?
Presley Gerber, the 19-year-old son of Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber, bar owner and tequila maker, was arrested for a DUI early New Year’s Day after ALLEGEDLY speeding. When the underage drunk was pulled over in his Tesla, he was given a sobriety test, booked for DUI and released without bail. His lawyer released a statement, saying:
“Presley Gerber takes this very seriously and is taking the necessary steps to address the allegations.”
Allegations? No allegations. The spoiled little brat thought he could drive drunk and speed through Beverly Hills.

Though I bet his parents were angrier that he was drinking their tequila brand.
Madonna. Okay, maybe she’s a pop icon, and maybe she’s an LGBTQ ally, but she’s also an old woman who does anything for attention in a desperate need to portray herself as young and current, but , or butt, this … ?

Madge performed a surprise set at the Stonewall Inn on New Year’s Eve and brought along a few guests, like her 13-year-old son David Banda who performed with her. And she also brought along an obviously fake, and ginormous ass—odd, because it’s usually Madonna herself who’s the obviously fake, and ginormous ass.

Seriously … look at it; look at her.

That’s desperately seeking attention.
Kevin Spacey seems to be trying to prove he isn’t some piece of excrement by making some odd moves in the wake of all those sexual harassment allegations.

On Christmas Eve, Spacey addressed the ALLEGATIONS as his former character Frank Underwood from the show that fired him after ALLEGATIONS surfaced that he was a child sexual predator and serial groper. And now, while hiding out in Baltimore awaiting his arraignment on being a pervert, Spacey is being stalked by the paparazzi. So, trying to make light of being accused of being a pervert, Spacey hand-delivered a Domino’s pizza to one of the photographers with a positive message, telling him he appreciates what he does and telling him to stay warm and have a Happy New Year.

It’s nice when a pedophile does something sweet, no? No.

Sidenote: Spacey’s attorneys filed legal documents with the court, including a  declaration from Spacey saying he does not want to appear at his arraignment for ALLEGEDLY groping an 18-year-old male in a bar because his presence would “amplify the negative publicity already generated in connection with the case.”

The judge said, “Dee-nied, perv.” Or the legal equivalent of that.
In what is surely the most idiotic piece of news this week—and look what we’ve said so far—Macaulay Culkin has decided to legally change his middle name for 2019, and he’s letting his fans …fans? … do the choosing.

The winning name was announced on Christmas Eve and it’s …
“Macaulay Culkin.”
Which means his new legal given name is Macaulay Macaulay Culkin Culkin.

I guess Idiotic Dumbfuckery didn’t make the cut. Or Desperate For Attention? Or, I’m No One Now But I Need You To Talk About Me?

8 comments:

  1. Why is Madonna parading her 13 year old son in the public eye? Kids that age should be kept out of the limelight. And as for that bum....two balloons?

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  2. Madonna's ass could be a metaphor. And with a lot of Hostess, it could be real.

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  3. It’s gonna take me awhile to digest this post....

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  4. I don't want to look at Madonna. Never have, never will. I've always preferred Cyndi Lauper. She's aging gracefully, is more talented and classier. Loved her on the Kennedy Center Honors.
    I think I would've gone for Who? as Culkin's middle name.

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  5. all the garbage in this post is screaming PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! no thanks, all y'all stink!

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  6. It seems to be harder and harder to be
    the limelight these days so the stunts
    have to be stranger and stranger.

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  7. I liked it better when Madonna had the fake pointy tits!

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  8. Okay, so who said Madonna's ass was fake???

    And MacCaulay who?? He's about as real as Madonna's ass.

    And since I didn't know who Rande Gerber was I Googled him... and it's a him, I thought Rande was the female version of Randy... or does he pronounce it Rand... anyway, evidently he and Cindy have two sons named Presley... yeah, I know, weird... maybe one's fake... like Madonna's ass.

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