The Spy Who ... Is Dumb As A Stump

Oh, this is juicy … the FBI has investigated _____ because they believed he may have been secretly[?] working on behalf of the Kremlin.

_____ is a spy? I thought he was just Putin’s bitch. as the “most insulting article” ever written about him.

And _____, who called the New York Times story on his ALLEGED spy duties the “most insulting thing he’s ever read” …or had read to him, because the Fat Bastard doesn’t actually read, took his indignance over to Fox News and his lapdog, Jeanine Pirro. who pointedly asked him “are you now or have you ever worked for Russia.” And _____ didn’t actually answer.

But then he said this:

“I haven’t actually left the White House for months.”

You know, not counting that trip to the border this week, or the trip to Iraq a couple of weeks ago, or Mar-a-Lago, or his campaign rallies, the G20 summit to visit the California fire scenes.

Maybe they have a dummy they send out to do those kinds of things, but then how could anyone tell one dummy from the real thing?

But then there’s this …

Apparently _____ has gone to extraordinary measures to conceal the details of his conversations with, and possible snuggle time, Vladi­mir Putin, including the time he physically took the notes of his own interpreter and then instructing the man not to discuss what _____ and Putin had spoken about, even with members of his own administration.

That sounds kinda like a spy, though, doesn’t it? I mean, a stupid spy, but a spy nonetheless.