A Blue Wave Could Thwart GOP Mishandling, and Ignoring, of _____ Scandals

Republicans have long buried their heads in the sand when it comes to their leader, so desperate were they to be in charge that they turned a blind eye, a deaf ear and a mute mouth to _____.

They maintain that no matter what comes up about _____, no matter what he says or does or whom he insults, there’s nothing to see, and certainly nothing to investigate.

But with the threat of a Blue Wave coming in November, the GOP has compiled a list of all the things they believe Democrats will investigate if they win a majority … and they are terrified of just what might happen.

Especially when you consider the fact the House Republicans have used their control of the agenda to thwart any Democratic investigation into the dozens … and dozens … of scandals involving their Great Leader.

Things like …

• _____’s tax returns; the Democrats, once in control, may demand them, which, in turn, could help with the Russia investigation.
• _____ family businesses, and whether, or not, they comply with the Constitution’s emoluments clause, including the Chinese trademark grant to the _____ Organization which helped Sweatshop Barbie with her purse and dress lines.
• _____’s dealings with Russia, including his preparation for that meeting with Vladimir Putin
• The payment to Stormy Daniels
• James Comey’s firin_____’s firing of U.S. attorneys
• _____’s proposed transgender ban for the military
• Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin’s business dealings
• White House staff’s personal email use
• Cabinet secretary travel, office expenses, and other misused perks
• Discussion of classified information at Mar-a-Lago
• Jared Kushner’s ethics law compliance
• Dismissal of members of the EPA board of scientific counselors
• The Muslim travel ban
• _____’s family separation policy, resulting in children in cages
• the _____ administration response to Hurricane Maria in Puerto Rico
• Election security and hacking attempts by Russia\White House security clearances

Now, to be fair, some of these things aren’t worth the time, and expense of a hearing—like that emails business—but what about Russia, what about tax returns, what about the emoluments Clause, what about Puerto Rico, what about kids in cages?

Let’s just hope that the Blue Wave comes, and we finally get Congress working on something other than Hillary’s emails.

Like a real scandal that is every single thing _____ touches.

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