Tuesday, May 23, 2017

The Ego Cannot Land, So He Won't Go To The Mountain

There are all kinds of stories that when President-For-Now _____ visits London this fall, he’s demanded to ride in a royal, golden, carriage to his visit with the Queen.

He does like golden things, or so I’ve heard from Russian hookers.

See, _____ likes to think of himself as so extra special that he cannot do things like a normal person, or even a normal president, and now he’s showing that when he visits Israel.

President-For-Now _____ has opted out of visiting the ancient Israeli mountain fortress Masada because he couldn’t use a helicopter to get there, but would have to take a cable car like, you know, normal folks.

He was set to give a speech from Masada, but since he cannot make a grand entrance he’ll now speak at the Israel Museum in Jerusalem.

And why can’t he helicopter in? Well, there’s an Israeli Air Force regulation barring helicopters from landing at the summit of the Masada site because the wind from helicopters creates too much dust, making landing difficult, and perhaps causing damage the ancient ruins.

Former presidents George W. Bush and Bill Clinton landed helicopters at the base of the mountain and rode cable cars up but President-For-Now _____ has refused to do that.

Just sayin’.

9 comments:

Professor Chaos said...

They would have given him his own cable car, just him and secret service. Probably the car ahead of him and one behind him would be just security. He wouldn't even have had to mingle with the commoners. But he can't make a cool helicopter landing, so it takes all the fun out of it so he's going to pout and sulk and just go somewhere else. Pathetic.

anne marie in philly said...

this ignorant putz is SUCH a special snowflake! IMPEACH!

Jan B said...

I love you! Keep it up.

mistress maddie said...

I can't take any more of him.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Poor Donald. Nobody understands his need for grandiosity!

Raybeard said...

Jesus wept! Keep weeping, Lord!

jadedj said...

It occurs to me that he's fearful of cable cars. He truly strikes me as being yellow-bellied. I remember the fear in his eyes during the campaign when someone tried to get on the stage with him. Yep, afraid of cable cars...among other things most likely.

the dogs' mother said...

Maybe if they painted the cable car gold?

Helen Lashbrook said...

There was not only this idiocy at Fort Masada but der Trumpenfuhrer spent a whole FIFTEEN minutes at Yad Vashem....what an insult to the six million who died. And this is what he does to his good allies? AS for the gold coach....the golden shit award is more likely!