Monday, May 01, 2017

More IvankaLies™

Ivanka ‘Complicit’ _____ has written a book y’all!

Well, to be fair, it’s probably more like her jewelry or clothing lines, in that she had someone do the work for her and then she slapped her name on it, but still ...

To be fair, Ivanka inked the deal for her book—Women Who Work: Rewriting the Rules for Success—a while ago ... before she became Complicit ... before she became First Accomplice, before she became the Presidential ASSistant.

And to be fair, she wants y’all to know that she will neither promote this book, nor will she profit from the proceeds from this book ...

::::cough lie cough::::

You see, all the profits from her book will go to ... her own charitable fund, and then that fund will donate to a worthy cause and that worthy cause will probably be either Ivanka _____ or Daddy’s reelection campaign.

Well, actually, she says the money is going to the National Urban League and the Boys and Girls Club of America ... which means it ends up helping low income minority families which, you know, didn’t vote for Daddy but now maybe they will because Complicit slipped ‘em some cash.

But do not forget that the proceeds from the book she did not write herself will be filtered through a foundation she set up and which she controls.

And don’t forget she only put up a portion of her advance from the book, too.

She’s a liar, like Daddy, and you just know he is so proud of her for her lack of ethics; he trained her right.

6 comments:

anne marie in philly said...

what a waste of dead trees! who the hell will read such trash?

I'm a woman who works and I don't need some rich bitch dumb blond bimbo telling ME what to do; so suh-NAP, bitch!

the dogs' mother said...

Not on my list to read!

mistress maddie said...

Sure to be on The New York Times Worst Seller List.

Helen Lashbrook said...

According to the Guardian review of the book; poor little Ivanka couldn't get a massage or meditate during the campaign....which of course puts her on a par with poor working Mums.

Gene Perry said...

Probably ghost written, just like he Daddy's best-seller was ghost written.

Debbie said...

===SCREAMING===!!!!!
I just love when some rich bitch like Ivanka or Sheryl Sandberg write a book to tell all us "working women" HOW TO DO IT.
I need to write a book for RICH BITCHES about what it is really like to be a working woman. Like let's start with the women who work for these rich bitches. I wonder what they'd say about working for these spoiled out-of-touch women. UGH!!!