In a Can-He-Seriously-Think-He’s-Presidential, “Doctor” Ben Carson has announced that he believes the pyramids were built by Joseph to store grain.
Oh, and he doesn't believe in evolution either.
In better political news, out there to Salt Lake City the people have elected Jackie Biskupski as their mayor, making her Utah’s first openly gay mayor and only the second female top executive in the capital city.
Mother-effing Utah, y’all.
So, Saturday Night Live will have [t]Rump as guest host this week, making it basically as ninety-minute ad for his campaign.