Before I Forget .... It's Original Recipe Lohan's™ 76th Birthday!

I'll give her this one.
Here she looks almost normal,
though she doesn't really look like Lindsay Lohan
with the new nose and lips.

Indeed.
The Old Girl turns....oh, this has to be a misprint....it says she's 26.
Is that in dog years? Twenty-six?
Road hard and put away wet, as we like to say down here in horse country.

On the other hand, this is 24-year-old Emma Stone:

Just two years younger than Lohan, and, I think, she kinda has the career Lohan should have, even could have, without the drink and drug and rehab and jail. And Lohan could have looked like Emma, instead of looking like Emma's crazy, drunk mom.
Just sayin'.