There are some women who are slaves to fashion; some men, too.
But, seriously, wearing this Kanye West/Giuseppe Zanotti designed shoe wouldn't make you a slave to footwear, it'd make you fashion's bitch.
Sometimes ugly is cute, sometimes it's just ugly.
It's also make you Fashion's Moron, because this little gem, these utterly Fuglies, sell for $5,887.
And, if you can't tell that they are ugly, and meant to make fashion slaves and famewhores drool, then let me tell you this:
Kim Kardashian has a pair.