Frothy Mix: Dumber and Dumberer

Rick "Frothy Mix" Santorum announced that, IF elected--funny, that--he will appoint an Attorney General to enforce existing obscenity laws:

“The Obama administration has turned a blind eye to those who wish to preserve our culture from the scourge of pornography and has refused to enforce obscenity laws.While the Obama Department of Justice seems to favor pornographers over children and families, that will change under a Santorum administration.”

His website declares that porn causes brain damage: 

"A wealth of research is now available demonstrating that pornography causes profound brain changes in both children and adults, resulting in widespread negative consequences." 

Sounds a little to me like, based on his own statements,  maybe Santorum has seen more than his fair share of porn then, eh?
On a serious note, if one can ever really be serious about this delusional fuckmonkey, why doesn't he just come out already, and admit that he isn't running for president, but that he's running for Chief of the Morality Police.
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