Overheard At Work

Female Co-worker [tugging at the collar of her shirt]: GOD! I.Hate.Tags!
Me: WHAT?!!?
Female Co-worker: What?
Me: You are so unbelievably insensitive. How dare you say that around me of all.....Oh!..........'Tags.'
Female Co-worker: What did you think I said?
Me [Eyebrow raised, smirking]
Female Co-worker: Oh.......OH. Ooooooh!!