Saturday, March 17, 2012

I Ain't One To Gossip, But.....

I loved American Horror Story in all it's wack-a-doo-who's-alive-who's-dead-Jessica-Lange-scene-stealing-gory-glory. And I was happy to hear it would be returning, with a new story set in an entirely new local, with some actors from last season returning, albeit as new characters. Like Jessica Lange.
And now, Zachary Quinto. He'll be playing a new character next season, in a story set at an East Coast institution. He'll be one of two male leads and the nemesis to Lange’s character.
In addition to Lange and Quinto, three other actors from season one will be returning next year as well; executive producer/writer/creator Ryan Murphy will reveal their names soon.
Still, whomever comes back, and whatever new names are added, this is gonna be good. 

The Will-and-Jada Story won't die. Divorce. Cheating. Divorce. Will's gay.
Yup, Star Magazine--that bastion of intellectual journalism--is saying that Will Smith on the down-low? With actor Duane Martin, or so says Star.
A source--and by source, I mean Lohan, doing whatever it takes to keep her name out of the rags--says, “Will spends significantly more time with Duane than he does with Jada and the kids. And as time goes by, Jada is growing more upset about it.”
And it does seem to be that Will and Duane are inseparable. They’ve been spotted together wining and dining, going on a private cruise in Trinidad, at restaurants and art openings in Miami, and a trade show in Las Vegas--all in just the past four months.
Duane is married to Tisha Campbell-Martin and has two kids, and played the lead role in Will’s executive produced sitcom All of Us. He’s been rumored to be gay for years but has dismissed the allegations.
And yet.....Will's, er, relationship with Duane has caused a rift with his family; Will has ALLEGEDLY  moved into a lavish bachelor pad in Villanova, Pennsylvania.
“Will and Jada’s marriage is completely fractured, and it’s only getting worse as Will spends more time away with Duane,” says the 'source.' “I don’t know how much longer they can live this way. It’s only a matter of time until one of them makes the split official and files for divorce.”
And, if y'all recall, there was a National Enquirer story last year about Will’s ALLEGED “bromance” with Trey Songz--who is halfway out of the closet. While that, er, relationship, seemed more like acquaintances, Will and Duane are spending an awful lot of time together, vacationing, and, er, such.
Just sayin'.

Lindsay Lohan has a new man, but even he doesn't want her; except in front of the camera.
Noted photographer Terry Richardson shot Lohan--wouldn't it be fun to just leave that there?--for Love Magazine, but the two were spotted hanging out at the Chateau Marmont where Lohan is shacked up. And now tongues are wagging that Lohan enjoyed a steamy night of STDS with Richardson and she’s eager for a relationship. The 46-year-old skeezy photog, however, not so much.
A source--and by source, we all know it's Dina Lohan--says, “Lindsay and Terry have been friends for years. And she’s always had a thing for him. Lindsay thinks he’s really cool and hip and could be great for her career....But Terry is just not interested in pursuing a relationship with Lindsay and totally regrets hooking up...[She] has been texting and phoning him nonstop and he’s actually kind of freaked out by how strong she’s been coming on to him; it’s all pretty unseemly. As Terry said, there’s nothing more unattractive than a desperate woman.”
Even a desperate cracktress trying to revive a dead career?

In the interests of fairness, I do not like Rachael Ray. She reminds me of an out-of-control bulldog. That's all.
But, apparently, Ray’s show was moving into Martha Stewart’s old studios, now that Stewart's show has been cancelled. And Martha is not at all happy about that.
In fact, the two cooking divas, well, the one cooking diva and the one cooking bulldog ended up at Il Buco Alimentaria & Vineria restaurant at the same time, and Martha’s bitch stare made Rachael so uncomfortable she left without eating her kibble. 
I am so Team Martha.
Witnesses said Stewart was “noticeably glaring in Ray’s direction throughout her meal,” and that Ray, who was dining with Time magazine food writer Josh Ozersky, became visibly uncomfortable--so much so that, after having her appetizer, she left with her main course in a doggie bag.
Doggie bag. Bulldog. That's all. 

Oh, Cameron, you're getting old. Deal with it. You can still date pre-pubescent boys and pretend you're young and hip; that's what Botox and surgery is for.
See, in the past, Diaz has always sounded kinda Zen about aging, sounding content with her life, comfortable in her own perpetual sun-kissed, bordering on leathery, easy-going California Girl skin.
So, what happened? Some say it was Alex Rodriguez. While with him, Cameron ALLEGEDLY bulked up like a steroid monster and got new boobies; and her face.....well, it suddenly went from California Girl to Madame Tussuad's Wax Museum.
Others say Hollywood is to blame. See, oddly enough, and sadly enough, at one time Diaz was one of the highest-paid woman in show biz, but now she's being told that she's too, gulp, old to play the Girl in movies. And she ain't having it.
An insider--and I think it's Lohan, because, let's face it, she needs the work--says that even though Diaz will be turning 40 in August, she wants to stay younger on screen: “She won’t read scripts if the character is 40. Her team asks that the age be changed in the script for Cameron to read for the part.”
Now, that may work for a while, but with her newly leathered, waxen face, how long will she be able to hold out for the thirty-year-old pretty girl, yet look like Ruth Gordon?

What can I say, Goldie Hawn loves to party.
She was in London recently, at the launch party for the Hawn Foundation--a non-profit for teachers and parents aimed at helping children achieve--with daughter Kate Hudson, and Kate’s boyfriend Matt Bellamy, and, well, Goldie had herself a good time!
It was after 4am when Goldie finally left the party and she looked, as we say in Smallville, like she'd been rode hard and put away wet.
In fact, Goldie was ALLEGEDLY so lubricated with champagne, that as she left the event in the early morning hours, being helped out, she got into her car butt-first and toppled over, as the Brits say, ass over tits.
I mean, if there was ever a campaign for not drinking, Goldie Before and After could be the poster child. 
The sixty-something star looked decades younger as she was getting the party started and then decades older as the party ended.
Girl knows how to have fun, I guess.

When you gain a few pounds, the last thing you want is for someone to mention it. And when you wanna be known as the Healthy Chef, and you wanna have a TV program that teaches kids how to eat healthy, well, then, being called fat is a double insult.
Celebrity Chef, Jamie Oliver, was  in Australia last week and people noticed that he looked kinda jowly and like he'd put on a few pounds--in his face. So when a female reporter asked about it, well, Jamie, visibly bristled, and said: "I don't know. I am very healthy. Are you from a tabloid? Thank you for noticing, you bitch."
Ouch. Now, he may have been joking, though no one seems to know. He did admit that he'd been watching his weight, and tried to work out twice a week, but, well, maybe there was room for improvement.
Though no more room in his jeans. I kid.
He said: "I do my best. Working in the food business is quite hard when someone is constantly asking you to try things...I could definitely do better, but I am trying to do my best like most people when they hit 30."
His U.S. spokeswoman Kimberly Yorio insisted her client’s weight remained the same and that it was the photos that added the poundage. 
Well, that shirt does scream heavy to me.

Oh Lindsay. You were doing so good. Well, excepot for that whole wack-a-doo SNL experience. And now this......
It seems that La Lohan ALLEGEDLY struck a bystander with her new Porsche while leaving the Sayers Club the other night. And then, as cracktresses do, she fled the scene. You know, because the laws don't apply to Lindsay!
Apparently, as she was driving out of the parking lot, she was blocked by paparazzi, and regular people, in front of the nearby Hookah Lounge. Lindsay's Porsche made contact with the manager of the Hookah Lounge, and then she left.
The police responded and interviewed people at Hookah--including the manager, who was lightly struck--and then left. Word has it that Lindsay is the one who called the police from her car because, you know, she didn't want to be bothered looking all drunk and shiz coming out of the club, and because the rules don't apply to her.
The twist is, or was, that people at the scene say the manager didn't suffer any injuries, and so Lohan didn't violate any laws that don't apply to her anyway, but.....
Now sources are saying the manager was injured and that he is going to press charges and hire a lawyer. Police reports say the Hookah manager was standing by his car when  66-year-old Lohan--I kid, she's no Debbie Harry [see HERE]--was attempting a 3-point turn and scraped his knee and his car. He apparently didn't know it was Lohan so it was no big deal; then he discovered who was driving and suddenly he's all hurt and stuff.
Police say they will open a hit-and-run investigation if the manager files a report. This could be bad news for probation-prone Lohan.
Or, really, it's just another day.


Princess said...

I hear Ms Diaz is all set to take on the role of "The Joker" in the next batman movie... Talk about type casting....At least she has the mouth for it!

froggy said...

Re Martha and Rachel - has anyone locked up the knives?

mistress maddie said...

I love that dman Martha Stewart. Someone remind me to send her flowers. And Bob has it occured to you, Lindsay Lohan should be PAYING YOU for the only stories she gets!!!! lol

Anonymous said...

I don't blame the Hookah Lounge manager for trying to cash in his lottery ticket. That's how it's done in LA LA Land.

Jim said...

Thanks Bob, for the double dose of Lindsay baby this weekend.
She is the gift (of gossip) that just keeps on giving, isn't she?
Have a great weekend!

Wonder Man said...

That Terry is a creepy guy

tamayn said...

I'm still in between Team Martha and Team Rachel. I used to love Rachel so much, but it's just not the same as it was. I do have to say I'm pretty impressed with Martha and her ability to make fun of herself, with Whatever Martha for example.

I still think American Horror Story seems like the plot of that book, House of Leaves.

twunty mcslore said...

tamayn, I haven't liked Rachel since she did that show where she would find meals under $15 while on the road. She always left crappy 9 to 12% tips. CLASSY.

twunty mcslore said...

And Terry Richardson can suck a fuck! I LOATHE that perv!