Monday, December 06, 2010

Oh, Eugene Delgaudio, You're A Dumbass

Eugene Delgaudio, a Republican, of course, a conservative, of course, from Loudoun County, Virginia actually believes that those new enhanced TSA pat-downs at airports are, get this, part of a "wide-scale homosexual agenda."

That's right! In addition to marriage equality, the ability to live and work where we choose without getting fired or evicted for being gay, the ability to walk down a public street and not wonder if we're going to be attacked for being gay, wanting to see the end of DADT, we are all about the groping at the airports.

Delgaudio, who made his wingnut remarks in an email, sent in his capacity as president of a conservative non-profit group that calls itself  Public Advocate of the United States, also says the TSA's non-discrimination hiring policy is "the federal employee's version of the Gay Bill of Special rights."

"That means," wrote Delgaudio, "the next TSA official that gives you an enhanced pat-down could be a practicing homosexual secretly getting pleasure from your submission." 


Hey, Eugene, asshat? We have better things to do, and it seems to me that you're a little obsessed about the new grope-and-fly rules.

Thanks to L A Cochran for the heads up on this wingnut [source]

7 comments:

froggy said...

Considering the educational demographic and earning profile of most homosexual men and women, I doubt there are many in a fairly unexceptional profession such as TSA screener.

Thomas (Tom) Rimington said...

Damn, I chose the wrong profession, TSA airport screener sounds really good now that our secret is out and the world knows that's where we want to go to get our hands up some guy's pants...

Thanks for the "reality check" and another look at some of Virginia's "bass-akwards" groups...

This is one of the reasons I read you every day!

Sean said...

While I can't wait to get my hands on that hot ass of yours and give you a flip/flop, having to feel all the women just won't be worth it.

And do you really think women would rather be felt up by straight men over gay men?

froggy said...

Actually it would be a gay woman or a straight woman... and I don't think it would be a treat for any of us.

Al said...

Too bad Eugene can't see how much he has in common with TSA, using fear to create demand for intrusive governance.

I'm running to replace Eugene. This kind of vitriol helps him raise money through his hate site. I'm going to need all the help I can get to take him down.

https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&hosted_button_id=NN4SE7SNQ9HK2

J said...

Why did Eugene Delgaudio have to let our secret out of the bag. Next he will probably blurt out the location of our secret meetings and the secret handshake too. Every time I hear something as idiotic as what Mr. Delgaudio said, I think that there is no way anyone else can be more brain dead, but there is always someone even more nutty waiting in the wings to take his place. If these are the best we can find to run our country, we are in deep doo doo!

Biki said...

Sigh........