"I remember, like, fifteen years ago, I was at one of those big Hollywood parties. And he was really drunk. I was with my friend, who's gay. He made a really horrible gay joke. And somehow it came up that I was Jewish. He said something about 'oven dodgers,' but I didn't get it. I'd never heard that before. It was just this weird, weird moment. I was like, 'He's anti-Semitic and he's homophobic.' No one believed me!"
Oh, we believe now.
All it takes is a drunken tirade against the cops, a DUI, and some rather nasty voice-mails to prove it.
President Jimmy Carter says America is ready for a gay President:
"Step-by-step, we have realized that this issue of homosexuality has the same adverse and progressive elements as when we dealt with the race issue 50 years ago, or 40 years ago. So I would say that the country is getting acclimated to a president who might be female, who might, obviously, now, be Black, and who might be as well a gay person."
President Jimmy Carter says America is ready for a gay President:

From your moth to the goddes' ears, Jimmy.
I don't quite agree that we're ready just now, but, one day.
Some day.
Carrie Fisher, on John Travolta's ALLEGED homosexuality, and the idea that Travolta has sent his legal team after Gawker, a website which printed a post suggesting Travolta has given blow jobs:

Oops.
He's outed.
Again!
And I wonder how long it will take him to send his lawyers after Carrie Fisher, who I cannot see apologizing for what she said.
Senator Carl Levin, on DADT and the President:

I agree.
Obama needs to strap on some balls and get tough.
He's played the Nice Guy Game far too long now, and it hasn't worked.
Dina Lohan, media whore and enabler, On Gwyneth Paltrow's recent Glee guest shot where she cracked jokes about Lindsanity Lohan:

Oh, Dina, you dumbass.
But you must have thought it was funny when Lindsay parodied herself on the MTV awards, right?
So, how come Lindsay can do it, and no one else can? Is it because you don't make any money off Gwyneth's jokes?
Willow Smith, on being a singer and not a student, because that's how her mommy and daddy want it:

Nice way to teach your kids.
Maybe when Willow is about 50, and touring hotel lounges, whipping her hair, her mom and dad might have a different thought.
Doubtful.
Barbara Walters, on the View, discussing John Boehner's need for tears:

Seriously, I get emotional, too. But this guy makes me look like I'm made of steel.
Enough with the tears, Boner, you're starting to look even more crazy.
Chris Colfer, nominated for a Golden Globe, on his Glee role:

I've said it before: Kurt is the heart of the show, and people of all orientations can see themselves in him.
And it's nice that he adds his own experiences to the mix.
Willow Smith - ak! Out of the mouths of babes.... LOL!
ReplyDeleteWell, you can imagine how I feel about Willow Smith (and that other one). How irresponsible of her parents but unfortunately not that surprising.
ReplyDeleteOrange Boner the blubbering alcoholic!
Go Winona, Jimmy Carter, and Carrie!!
Maybe Jimmy read John Simpson's "Condor One" or "Condor and Falcon" [both Dreamspinner Press as an e-book or print]
ReplyDeleteMel has fallen so hard
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