"Notes From Smallville ... From Fun to Frivolous to Factual
I have
said before that Tuxedo is the Most Handsome Cat ever, and, well, to brag some
more he is also incredibly smart. And understands English.
See,
when it’s dinner time, no matter where he is in the house, I can shout, ‘Tucky,
are you hungry?’ And he races into the kitchen for his meal.
Sure,
you say, but he’s a cat and he’s hungry.
But
then, explain this: when I am ready to go to bed, I say, ‘Tucky, are you ready
for sleeps?’ and her runs down the hallway to the bedroom.
I
know.
And
then this: our cats do not go outside. We have no way to contain them in our
yard because we have an on-the-short-side split rail fence that they can jump.
Plus, there are all kinds of other animals and diseases that they could catch
being outside. So, inside they stay. But, Tuxedo, being the King Cat of the
house, is allowed to go outside with supervision, meaning I carry him around
the yard and he sniffs the trees and the flowers and bird watches.
So,
Sunday afternoon, after working in the yard, I came inside, and yelled, ‘Tucky?
Wanna go outside?’ and he came meowing down the hallway and ran right to the
sliding doors of the sunroom, ready to tour the yard."
Me, too!! I am so tired of the rampant stupid!
ReplyDeleteTrying to train a husband is like trying to herd cats ... Tuxedo is the exception! Carlos ... 🤷
Some folks are lactose-intolerant, I am ignorant-intolerant.
DeleteTuxedo IS the exception and Carlos is Carlos is Carlos, and that's why I love him.
My guess is the difference between the cashier and the self-checkout was because you put back on the shelf the 5 bottles of champers, the fresh oysters and the kkk chocolate bars and hey presto your bill was mightily reduced.
ReplyDeleteThe difference was that I didn't ring up all the food!
Deletej/k
Yeah, that's called stealing, but I won't tell anyone.
DeleteSo what IS your name?
ReplyDeleteJarryd Nurden is a keeper but I'm obsessing about next year's Santa Claus.
Marjorie Taylor Greene? That's the problem with stupid people. They don't even know they're stupid.
My name is why I'm in the Witness protection program!
DeleteAnd Santa? 👀👀👀👀
Large Marge is the Lauren Boebert of the Matt Gaetz'.
I didn't know Carlos was a talented trumpet player! Good job, Carlos!
ReplyDeleteSelf-taught, too, for the most part!
Deletethe dog's mother
ReplyDelete(Carlos) (Tuxedo)
xoxo :-)
Quite the pair, eh?
Deletexoxo
Excellent job, Carlos! Now learn Bob's name. LOL
ReplyDeleteSANTA! Wow!
As for Jarryd, I'm not sure because 1) he's named Jarryd, and 2) he's a life coach.
I kept shouting as he walked away, "YOU DON'T KNOW MY NAME?????"
DeleteAs for Jarryd, I may have to forget his name and call him something else!
I'm already trying to scout the mall where Beefcake Santa will be next December.
I will have to call Jarryd by a different name I think, thoi
MTG is so stupid that she doesn't see the irony in her statement. That's a whole new level of stupid. I enjoyed the trumpet solo! I think cats are way smarter than we give them credit for.
ReplyDeleteLarge Marge should be forced to look at herself in the mirror while all her idiotic statements play on a continuous loop!
DeleteTuxedo was far smarter than me or Carlos, which is why he ran things around here!
Your sagas of life with Carlos...what a stitch! 🤣 But, you're not fooling anyone, those stories are why you love him! Damn, Tuxedo knew he was the chosen one...that look into the camera!! If I had been a cat, I woulda hit that!! How do you say "hubba hubba" in cat?! 😻
ReplyDeleteThose Carlos tales are what makes this live a fabulous fun ride!
DeleteTuxedo knew he was special and we were lucky to have him ... being quite the little poser!
I choked on my coffee with that last one about MTG! LOL
ReplyDeletePoor Marge doesn't even see the irony.
DeleteI'm glad my wife's miscarriage was before the Supreme Court illegally took down Roe v Wade
ReplyDeleteSeriously!
DeleteSo nice of Carlos to give you a story to share. :)
ReplyDeleteAfter the trauma of a miscarriage, it would be a miscarriage of justice to find the poor woman guilty of a crime.
MTG thinks other people are stupid? Wow, they must be really bad.
I was all happy to share him playing the trumpet and then he just had to ask my name! Oy!
DeleteOur country and women's rights are headed backwards at an alarming rate.
Truth about Marge!
Carlos was great, and... oh... how did you know red is my favorite color.
ReplyDeleteThanks. Carlos also spoke at the event but I was so busy watching and listening and beaming at him that I forgot to record that bit!
DeleteMTG is tired of being around stupid people in Congress??? shit...she and I finally agree on something!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd yes to Santa's new outfit!!!!!!!!! HOT!!!!!!! yOU'D HAVE TO GET A CROWBAR TO PRY ME OFF THAT!!!!
Loved the clip of Carlos playing!!! Wee!!!!! Thanks for posting that, ah, hmmmm, what's you name again????
MTG has bitched about her colleagues for so long and yet she stays and talks "space lasers" and "peach tree dishes" and "Pelosi's gazpacho police."
DeleteI need that Santa.
And seriously, Carlos saying "What name do you use on Facebook" slayed me. I am still dogging him about that!
There must be a lot of mirrors around Marjorie Taylor Greene when she is in Congress. As for Carlos - it's healthy to blow your own trumpet once in a while.
ReplyDeleteMarge sees stupid everywhere, especially the mirror!
DeleteAnd Carlos blows a mean horn ....
Marge is such a hoot. My boyfriend Carlos is a great trumpeter. Tuxedo was a genius cat. Just arrest all the women of child-bearing age now and then arrest all the women who might provide support to the women of child-bearing age. Before you know it, all the women will be gone. Yay! Lock me up!
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
I hate to think that arresting women when they get pregnant to assure the baby is carried to term even if it's not viable, a child of rape or incest, or the pregnancy could kill the mother is where the US is headed, but it is if we elect Republicans.
DeleteYes, your boyfriend plays a mean trumpet!
And Tuxedo was a genius!
Oy indeed, and he plays quite well, I recognised the tune. Tuxedo was very smart, cats can learn stuff just like dogs can. My cat Lola lives indoors, it's actually the law here though many choose to ignore it.
ReplyDeleteCarlos does enjoy his music; it's kind of a meditative thing for him.
DeleteAnd I agree about cats, like dogs, learning things.
Ha ha, I think I'm in love with your husband!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMakes two of us!
DeleteI could believe in Santa again, but would I be a good boy?
ReplyDeleteI know I wouldn't be good ...
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