Bobservations

Every night Carlos practices his trumpet and when he’s finished he tells me how he thinks he did:

“I think I finally got that piece.”

“I think so, too.”

“You liked it?”

“Well, I don’t know if I liked it, but I know my ears didn’t bleed as badly as other nights.”

But my new favorite response came after last night’s practice when he said:

“Whoosh, I think I nailed Mahler.”

“So do I.”

“You do?”

“Yeah, it’s sounds like you were nailing him to the wall.”

I still got it!

This Tuxedo memory is from September 2013 …

"Tuxedo's Revenge

Yesterday when we came home from Kroger's and I found MaxGoldberg pouting on the bed because there was nothing to do, so i grabbed the camera and took his picture, really set Tuxedo off.

He likes to be photographed because:

A] he's the Alpha Cat and
2] He gawg-eous!

So, while snapping pictures of MaxGoldberg, I turned to get one of Tuxedo, and he decided to express his outrage that he was not the first cat photographed....

Motto: Start with Tuxedo."

Oy, the punim on that cat!

Some guys have all the luck. Last year Wayne Murray, Brooklyn, New York, won $10M playing the New York Lottery. This year Wayne Murray, Brooklyn, New York, won another $10M playing the New York Lottery’s 200X scratch-off game.

And I still scream with delight winning the occasional five bucks on a scratcher.

The Super PAC Florida Governor Ron DeSantis’ presidential bid canceled a donor event last week due to a lack of interest from invitees. Yes, people who were asked to come stayed home.

Sorry, Ronnie, the heels aren’t working.

Is it possible to be any thirstier for attention than JLo … or as Carlos calls her, Jell-O? And could her husband. Mr. Jennifer Lopez, look any more bored to be out with her?

Pedophile enabler Jim Jordan has threatened Hunter Biden with a contempt charge for defying a subpoena to testify in the House’s “impeachment” probe. Strange, though, because  Hunter Biden says he’s happy to testify in a public hearing but the GOP has refused and wants a closed-door hearing.

Why would that be? :::cough no evidence cough:::

PS  Pedophile enabler Jim Jordan repeatedly defied subpoenas to testify about his part in the January 6 insurrection so, yeah, hypocrite.

This is the Opera House in Camden, strung with lights for Christmas. And while it no longer operates as an opera house there are plans afoot to renovate it into a small boutique hotel and I think that would be wonderful.

Josh Hawley, of the famous J6 Chicken Run through Congress,  on January 6 has endorsed Inmate # P01135809 for the GOP nomination after the former Criminal In Chief warned both Hawley and Ted Cruz (R-Texas) about being “very careful” in their own 2024 reelection bids.

I guess Hawley and Cruz are both doing the Chicken Dance.

Texan Kate Cox was facing pregnancy complications that would have caused her unborn child to die before birth or shortly after and might have also affected her life and her ability to conceive again, so she and her husband and her doctor thought it best that she have an abortion.

But Texas said ‘No,’ forcing Cox to sue the state to make her own health care decisions. She won that lawsuit but then the Texas Supreme Court overturned that ruling and denied her access to abortion and forced her to travel out of state for the procedure.

That’s what the GOP is doing to women in this country.

PS That one-star on the Texas flag is actually a review.

This is actor and … mostly underwear … model JeanPaul Acocella and the question is the same: Would You Hit It?