People Dead ... Houses Lost ... _____Threatens California As It Burns

First off, thanks to all of you for your kind words and good wishes—not thoughts and prayers, thankfully—for my brother and sister-in-law who lost their house in the Paradise fire. On a Sidenote to that story, after my brother and his wife were reunited—she evacuated before he did—they went out to grab a bite to eat, and, in a freak accident, my brother fell and broke his hip and was rushed into surgery to have a pin put in his hip and leg.

Seriously; I told them enough was enough. And he's doing fine, and they are doing well, and really, for all they've been through, have a positive attitude.

But this isn’t about them—they need a break—this is about that pile of excrement sitting in the White House and how he, as the so-called leader of our country responded to the devastating fires in California.

While he flew to Paris to pay homage to our war dead—and skipped that event because it was raining and that dead muskrat on his head looks worse when wet—he chose, instead of offering solace, or even federal aid, to actually threaten the state of California as it deals with deadly wildfires by Tweeting:

“There is no reason for these massive, deadly and costly forest fires in California except that forest management is so poor. Billions of dollars are given each year, with so many lives lost, all because of gross mismanagement of the forests. Remedy now, or no more Fed payments!”

To be fair, somewhat, the Fat Bastard approved an emergency declaration for the state last Friday, and yet at the same time warned the state that he may not do the same in the future. 

California Governor Jerry Brown fired back, calling _____ "inane and uninformed"—putting it mildly:

“Our focus is on the Californians impacted by these fires and the first responders and firefighters working around the clock to save lives and property — not on the president’s inane and uninformed tweets.”

At least 25 people died in those fires, with many others homeless, businesses lost; the entire town of Paradise, where my brother lived, is virtually wiped off the map, but that pile of … _____ plays a blame game and threatens to withhold aid.

Naturally, fire officials have labeled _____’s statements, and remedies, were incorrect, though, truthfully, they’re lies from an uniformed jackass.

California Professional Firefighters President Brian K. Rice:

"The president’s assertion that California’s forest management policies are to blame for catastrophic wildfire is dangerously wrong. Wildfires are sparked and spread not only in forested areas but in populated areas and open fields fueled by parched vegetation, high winds, low humidity and geography. Moreover, nearly 60 percent of California forests are under federal management, and another two-thirds under private control. It is the federal government that has chosen to divert resources away from forest management, not California."

Yes, it was under this president, this ill-informed, unqualified, unhinged, narcissistic, racist fuck monkey that money that could have been spent to maintain forest, to protect them from fires, was taken away, so it clearly isn’t California, it’s ____. He’s pissed because he didn’t win California in the election and so he’ll punish the entire state.

Still, to be fair, again, on Saturday, sitting in a Paris hotel, afraid to go out in the rain, _____ changed course and Tweeted support for the firefighters, the homeowners and the victims:

“More than 4,000 are fighting the Camp and Woolsey Fires in California that have burned over 170,000 acres. Our hearts are with those fighting the fires, the 52,000 who have evacuated, and the families of the 11 who have died. The destruction is catastrophic. God Bless them all.”

And then, after having his snack of Bic Macs and pommes frites and having Melanie change his diaper, the Fat Bastard Tweeted about mismanagement again:

"With proper Forest Management, we can stop the devastation constantly going on in California. Get Smart!"

Get smart, from the biggest dumbass on the planet. As my father said, ever so eloquently, when he read of _____’s idiotic statement:

“He can fuck off.”

And now you know where I get that from.

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