Thursday, November 15, 2018


It seems just like last week—because it was—when _____ was rallying and shouting and inciting fear, and generally having what he calls a good time, just ahead of the midterms. Then …

… the midterms; and his party, and _____, had their asses handed to them and now he is lost and sullen and bitter. Maybe it has something to do with incoming Democratic House majority going after his tax returns and investigating his other illegal actions.

Sorry …not sorry.
Speaking of sad _____s, Melanie has asked for Deputy National Security adviser Mira Ricardel, to be fired, after Ricardel ALLEGEDLY had a series of run-ins with the Melanie’s office, who released this statement:
“It is the position of the Office of the First Lady that she no longer deserves the honor of serving in this White House.”
That’s an extraordinary, if not unprecedented, move for a First lady, but then so is posing with your coochie out.
While the students of Parkland banded together to demand gun control after the shooting at their school, the students at Baraboo High School decided to give a Nazi salute in a prom photo last spring.

Now that the photo has gone viral, they’re all trying to spin it, but it’s hard to spin all those students holding their arms in the exact same position at the exact same moment … and then laughing while they do it.

Asshats; sheep.
I dunno, should he be called Lord Gaga?

At a couple of premieres for Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald Ezra Miller is doing his level best to make the promotion interesting.

And I think Gaga might be nervous that someone is stepping on her drag.

We all know _____ cancelled trips to both the Aisne-Marne American cemetery in France—where 1,800 Americans died—and a follow-up visit to Arlington on Veteran’s Day because it was raining.

I guess he was right about that Robert Mueller witch hunt; apparently, if he gets wet, he’ll melt? Or, he’s just an over-indulgent, narcissistic, bloated, whining man-baby.

Oh, and also, while in Paris, when seventy world leaders walked to the Arc de Triomphe, marking 100 years since the end of World War I, there were just two world leaders who didn’t participate:

Putin and ____. Maybe they were having special alone time?
Down in the land of my birth, Mississippi, GOP Senator Cindy Hyde-Smith is in a runoff election against Democrat Mike Espy, and at a recent event where rancher Colin Hutchinson praised her, Hyde-Smith actually said:
“If he invited me to a public hanging, I’d be on the front row.”
In Mississippi. Where’s she’s in a runoff with a Black man; Mississippi, which has a long and brutal history of lynchings and public executions of African American citizens.

But hey, she supports _____ and he supports her, so is anyone surprised?
Speaking of Veteran’s Day at Arlington, while _____couldn’t get his rug wet, guess who showed up to honor American veterans?

The French.

Our president couldn’t be bothered but the French …
Lucy McBath, a member of Mothers of the Movement, a group of black women who have lost children to gun violence, has won her election to represent Georgia’s 6th Congressional District—a seat the GOP has held for 30 years.

McBath is the mother of Jordan Davis, a 17-year-old young man who was shot to death by a white man who thought Davis was playing music too loudly outside a Florida gas station.

And now she’s in Congress in Georgia. Brava!
Rumor has it that Hillary Clinton will try to reinvent herself “as a liberal firebrand” and run for president again in 2020.

Please, for the love of the goddess, Hillary, just stay home. We are in a Blue Wave and need some new faces, some strong, faces. You’ve had your chance, twice; let it go.

Oh, and that goes for you, too, Bernie.
It appears that _____is planning to fire Secretary of Homeland Security Kirstjen Nielsen very soon.

Poor girl; how is she gonna torture more families and lock more children up in cages if she’s out of a job. Bye bitch.
Finally, it’s a cold wet Thursday in Smallville, and I need a little Henry Cavill to heat things up, especially with his new longer, luscious, curly hair.

And while we’re at it let’s throw in Jay Hayden and Sterling Sulieman, who play gay lovers on ABC’s Station 19; we don’t watch, but I did catch a glimpse of a rather passionate love scene between the two men.

My how TV has changed since Lucy and Ricky slept in double beds.

Just sayin’.


Deedles said...

Ezra Miller's cheekbones could cut glass! The boy is beautiful when not dressed as a worm from Dune.
That tweet is one of my favorites, so simple and true.

Bob Slatten said...

I thought he looked like a Satanic Sta-Puf man.

the dogs' mother said...

I loves the rain cap!

mistress maddie said...

It was a matter of time before Melanie started getting stupid. Her husband must finally be rubbing off. It's hard not being a favorite or best of.

Era Miller may be over the top....but he could certainly seduce me if he wanted.

Wait...... no Carlos story????????????

anne marie in philly said...

RAMEN to the tweet! fuck all the asshats listed here! and I agree with you; hillary & bernie need to retire. and VIVE LA FRANCE!

Helen Lashbrook said...

You're right; please let Hillary stay home in 2020; she has nothing to attract younger and independent voters.

As for a worm from Dune! Deedles you've got it right!

Dave R said...

Ezra can do as he pleases...

And the Idiot Jerk is so pissed off because he finally learned what 'accountability' was

And I suspect Melanoma feels she thinks being a trophy wife guarantees her having her ass kissed. (I understand Steve Mnunchin's trophy wife has the same problem.)

And I understand Cindy (the old christian racist) is getting her ass whupped in the recount.

And I didn't know Henry Cavill was little... or do you have an action figure

Sadie J said...

I agree about Hillary and Bernie. I supported them both during their respective times, but it's time to step aside.

Mitchell is Moving said...

Oh, that Tweet of the Week!

Linda deV said...

Please oh please....Hillary stand down.