Thursday, November 08, 2018


Last night, lying in bed, getting ready to go to sleep, I told Carlos about that tweet up there. I literally read it to him from memory and then laughed; but Carlos didn’t get it and actually said to me:
“Oh, because her sister’s a lesbian?”
“I don’t get it.”
So, I explained again about the election in Kansas and how it swung Democratic and then Ann Coulter Tweeted that and Carlos still didn’t get it. So, I said:
“In the Wizard of Oz, Dorothy’s house gets picked up by a tornado and taken to Oz where it falls on the Wicked Witch of the Eat and kills her. Then the Wicked Witch of the West goes after Dorothy. The person who wrote the Tweet is joking that Coulter is the Witch of the West and that she hates Kansas after the election or because Dorothy’s house fell on her sister.”
And Carlos actually said to me:
“I don’t remember that part in the movie.”
I screamed into my pillow so as not to disturb the neighbors, though I’m sure they’ve heard it before:
“That’s the whole movie. The whole movie is about the Wicked Witch of the West going after Dorothy because she ‘killed’ the Witch’s sister and took the ruby slippers and Dorothy wanting to get home!!”
“I’ll have to watch it again.”
“And I’ll have to call HOMO HQ and have your gay card rescinded because you clearly don’t get a Wizard of Oz reference.”
Marco Rubio mocked critics of _____’s attack on birthright citizenship when he Tweeted:
“History will remember this as the week liberal politicians & legal ‘scholars’ transformed into constitution originalists ...well at least as it relates to the 14th Amendment.”
Rubio is a f**king hypocrite. He was born in 1971 but his parents did not become citizens until 1975, so maybe he ought to put his money where his idiotic mouth is and renounce his US citizenship.

I mean, it’s only right; right Little Marco?
Last week, whilst watching American Horror Story, there was a scene where the son of Satan, Michael, was hallucinating, trying to communicate with his daddy, the Devil. One of his hallucinations was an angel … that man up there, swaddled in a wee diaper, though wearing huge angel wings.

As the image flashed across the screen, I said to Carlos:
“If that’s what angels look like, I’m’a have to start being nicer.”
I could find that picture, with the full angel drag, but that picture below is of the actor, Garrett Westton, who played the angel.

I’m’a have to be really good.
Oh my …Norman Goldwasser, a practitioner of “gay conversion” therapy has been outed as a user of Manhunt and BearNation.

Goldwasser, an Orthodox Jewish therapist at Horizon Psychological Services, who compares homosexuality to Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and misleads them by claiming their sexual orientation can be changed with his special brand of … ahem … therapy, was nailed soliciting sexual partners on Manhunt and Bear Nation, using the profile “Hotnhairy72”.

He can’t cure people of The Gay anymore than he can stop himself from hooking up with randos for a quick suck and f**k.

Just sayin’.
I missed this one yesterday, but Pennsylvanians elected Malcolm Kenyatta to its House making him the first out gay black man to elected to that state’s legislature.

Brian Sims, below, was also re-elected, doubling the LGBTQ representation there.

Bravo, gentlemen, bravo!
Finally, People Magazine got it right because this year’s Sexiest Man Alive is, and yes, I’ll say it, My-Husband-In-My-Head, Idris Elba.

I think, after all these years,  People figured out what 'sexy' means.
In Self-Loathing Gay News, gay billionaire Peter Thiel has announced he will support _____’s reelection campaign. He $1.25 million to the _____ campaign in the 2016 because he was confident _____ would expand and not restrict LGBT rights as president.

Yeah, that happened, so clearly Thiel is more about making his coins than working to help the LGBTQ community, which, under _____, is slowly being figuratively and literally erased.

Kiss my ass.
We’re kind of Hot Man-centric today …not that there’s anything wrong with that, so here’s a couple more…

Outlander returned this week, with the dashing, and often nude, Sam Heughan, but this isn’t about him; it’s about a river pirate, Stephen Bonnet. He’s evil, cruel, mean and, yes, kinda cute; he also piqued my interest several years back playing a valet on Downton Abby.

Either way, helping the elite get dressed or robbing people at gunpoint, he’s hot.

And then there’s Paul Adelstein who appears on a comedy I feel Bad. The show is kinda bad, though there are hopeful glimmers of some irreverent humor that could be amped up, but this isn’t about that.

It’s something about Paul Adelstein that I just find sexy as Hell; I can’t explain it, but it’s spectacular.

Just sayin’.


the dogs' mother said...

Way back in the day, before video players, I left a work party early because the Wizard of Oz was playing on TV that night. :-)

mistress maddie said...

"Last night lying in bed" I though that was JP's blog for a minute.

Great Brian Simms got re elected!!!

Carlos gives me a great chuckle on Thursdays! You must drink alot.

Hello Garrett

Helen Lashbrook said...

I'm assuming that Norman Goldwasser is having problems with his gay conversion therapy? Or perhaps he was never gay to begin with, but the conversion therapy worked backwards?

Dave R said...

Thiel thinks he's too rich to be concerned with LGBT rights... his Karma is sooo bad.

And that's right! PA now has 2 Out Gay Representatives, which must be scaring the hell out of Daryl (don't touch me, I'me a straight, heterosexual man) Metcalfe.

Sam Heughan's naked a lot in Outsider... gee, I might have to start watching it.

AlexandriaVic said...


Love me some Carlos stories. He would make those hard days just seem brighter. Love him to pieces in making your life richer.

Where have you been? I feel in love with Paul Adelstein in Private Practice. He is a doll. I even liked him better than Tim Daly who was also in the show-a close second.

Mitchell is Moving said...

I don't need anything but Idris... and Carlos (OK and Jerry)! But Idris!!!!!!

Anyway, I'm not gong to bother mentioning the Coulter tweet and response to Jerry. The conversation would be identical!

Deedles said...

IDRIS ELBA! That is all, except for the always adorably clueless Carlos/San Geraldo, fraternal twins separated at birth!

anne marie in philly said...

carlos carlos carlos...revoke his gay card STAT!

Bob Slatten said...


JP said...

Is Brian Sims an angel? Or is that just another weird but highly satisfying dream of yours (and mine)?

Bob Slatten said...

I could get into that dream!

I was still trying to explain it this morning.

Carlos IS a treasure.
I saw Paul on The Girlfriend's Guide to Divorce and felt kinda crushy but somehow, now ....

Nekkid Sam is worth it.