Monday, November 24, 2014

WTF? Heidi Klum ... Thank Goddess Miss Ross Saved Me

Heid Klum at the American Music Awards last night and all I could think is, Is this the winning look from a designer on Project Runway: Garbage Heap?

Seriously. It looks like a sequinned Ace bandage wrapped around a black sheet worn over bike shorts. And do not get me started on those Project Runway: Gluegun Shoes she's got on and that WTF length..

She's supposed to be a fashion model, not a fashion for-the-love-of-Chanel-don't-do-this.

I thought I was gonna be sick so I took a look at Miss Ross at the same event. Diana Ross will be 70 next year and she is out-rocking anyone and everyone on the carpet last night.

Work those feathers, Miss Ross!!



9 comments:

the dogs' mother said...

Heidi's shoes look like Birkenstock gone glam.

Mark in DE said...

Heidi's dress looks like what would have sent a PR contestant home!!

Susan said...

What Mark said. Talk about Arts & Craft gone so wrong!

anne marie in philly said...

miss ross is 70?!?!?! oh 1964, you have kept the #1 supreme looking so youthful!

ms. klum, OTOH, looks slutty.

Professor Chaos said...

Heidi looks like her dress got torn to pieces and she used a bandage to try and put it back together.

Diana Ross look amaaaaaaaaazing!

Mitchell is Moving said...

It's astounding that Heidi Klum can preach on Project Runway and then go out in public in something like that! Could you imagine how she'd critique that monstrosity if someone tried to pass it off as "fashion" on her show. Physician, heal thyself?

FTHM said...

Nina Garcia is shaking her head in disbelief as she applies her palm to her face and sighs.
Heidi must have lost a bet. "Butt ugly hot mess" does not even begin to describe.
One of the designestants should show her a photo of this travesty next time she tries to critique their work. Oy ve!

Biki Honko said...

I think Miss Ross looks rather like a chicken.....

Anonymous said...

Just sayin since Heidi started dating Vito she look messy ...also miss Ross is 70 &look good