Monday, November 17, 2014

WTF? Anne Hathaway

I saw this picture of Anne Hathaway at the Interstellar premiere and tried to come up with an explanation for it; here goes ...

While getting ready in her suite at the Four Seasons Hotel, Anne spilled some Pinot Noir on the white Valentino she'd planned to wear, and since her stylist failed to bring a second choice all hell broke loose.

One assistant was dispatched to the lobby and found a grandmotherly type sipping tea in a shawl and ripped it from her shoulders.

A second assistant ran down to the waterfront and found a shiny black fishing net hanging off the side of a boat.

The two pieces with hot-glued together and, voila, this is what you get.

Really Anne? You usually look so much better than this ...

8 comments:

the dogs' mother said...

Excellent explanation!

anne marie in philly said...

da hell? it should be burned!

Anonymous said...

I'm still laughing!

Helen Lashbrook said...

I hate to think how much the item retails for, but it doesn't even fit!

Blobby said...

the dress is as fucked up as the movie.

Ms Sparrow said...

It certainly looks like it was thrown together at the spur of the moment by somebody stressed out of their gourd!

Biki Honko said...

Some designer is better at selling dresses to the clueless than designing them. Poor wee lass.

Will J said...

Picture under the definition of schmatte.