Yet Another Reason To Love Andy Cooper

I was going to add this story to my weekly gossip roundup but it's too funny to save for even a day or two.

See, French actor Gerard Depardieu was on a plane that was delayed on the tarmac, and then, just as they began their trek down the runway for take-off, he had to pee. And he politely asked the crew if he could do so, and they politely asked him to wait until the plane was completely airborne.

Depardieu, who was ALLEGEDLY drunk, could not wait and proceeded to urinate on the floor of the plane.

I know!


So, my Husband-In-My-Head, Randy Andy Cooper, put Depardieu on his Ridiculist, and then got all school-girl giggly when talking about the story, especially the line:  "[The cleaning crew] should thank their lucky stars it wasn't Depar-two."

I love my giggly Andy.
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