Monday, August 29, 2011

So..........What's Been Going On?

Let's see....

An earthquake in the DC area. I keep waiting for the Bachmann-Perry's to come out and say it had something to do with Obama.

A hurricane up the East Coast. And idiot weatherpeople told of big winds and rains in the Carolinas, making Carlos and I think we should cut our trip short, until we talked to our petsitter, and the Round-The-Way Gays, David and Neal, who told us it hadn't even rained in our little corner.

Rick Perry has seemingly taken over Michelle Bachmann's place in the Loony Pool. I wonder who will take his spot as more and more folks realize he's effin' nuts?

Well, at least not the people of South Carolina, who are rabidly behind Perry. Welcome home, Bob!!

Kim Kardsashian got married and sold the rights to anyone with a checkbook. How much time is left on her fifteen minutes?

Mitt Romny thinks corporations are people, too, except they don't pay no stinking taxes. And then Mitt, who likes to paint himself as aware of how hard life is these days for the American people, buys a $10 million house so he can tear it down and build a bigger house. Out of touch much? Now, to be fair, it's his money, and he has a lot of it, and if he wants to buy a perfectly good home and raze it, that's his prerogative. But don't tell me you feel my pain....because you don't.

Lady Gaga dressed as a man last night on TV. I'm waiting for the day when  she comes out in regular clothes and just sings. That would be shocking.

Michelle Bachmann says God sent the hurricane to get the attention of politicians. oh, not her, mind you, because God wants her in the White House. or the Nut House. Some kinda house.

Dick Cheney says "heads will explode" when his book comes out. Seems to me, Cheney has made quite a lot of money off exploding people's heads....figuratively and literally.

Nice to know that not much has changed.
Sigh.

10 comments:

Wonder Man said...

love the part about Gaga

Robyn said...

You didn't miss much at all. The world is still crazy and the Tea Party is still crazier than the rest of us.

froggy said...

One wonders what this week will bring?!

designing wally said...

The Big Blow...
Florida boy keeping the Newyorkers calmed....

Now I need a VayKay.

designing wally said...

Oh, and, dirty laundry....

diatribesandovations.com said...

Welcome home. No reason to think that things would be any less fucked up than they were when you left them. And now you have a new drink!

Rainbow said...

Sweetie...i know you have been holding most of that in for a week now!! So glad you can finally post and let it all out! Hope you feel better now :)

Princess said...

Will the Chaney head be first in the line up? Just hoping....

mistress maddie said...

Oh welcome back my darling and king smart mouth!!!!! I missed you!!! Yeah, there was a whooooole lot of hot air blowing everywhere!

tamayn said...

Vacations never last as long as we'd like, but at least you can always be sure the world is at least as crazy as when you left it.