… that I don’t think I'm not old, but I realize that I need a little WD-40 and some duct tape every so often to get through the day. … that the adult version of ♪ ♫ Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes ♪ ♫ is now ♪ ♫ Wallet, Glasses, Keys and Phone ♫ ♪. … that I am jealous of people who know how to shut up. When I try to stay quiet subtitles come out of my face. … that I get the feeling that all I want from life is to hunker down, eat pizza and watch movies, but then I also want to break new ground in my profession, or quit society and live in the woods, or go explore the world forever. … that no one understands that will restart the entire song if you talk over my favorite part. | 
I had a manager take a break in the middle of a meeting, to fire the guy sitting next to me.
ReplyDeleteOuch ...
Delete"subtitles come out of my face," LOL!
ReplyDeleteSometimes i just have no control ...
DeleteI'm guessing poker is not your game.
ReplyDeleteMy ADHA daughter has been using "wallet, glasses, keys and phones for years. I can't remember to use it...
Yeah, I might not be a good card shark!
DeleteI taught that little song to Carlos and he promptly forgot his phone!
I suspect my face has similar subtitles.
ReplyDeleteSometimes you can't read my face but other times it's like a neon sign!
Delete'Bacon bits' *snicker*
ReplyDeleteA Deedle-Snicker™ or a Snicker-Deedle™?
DeleteWhen it comes to your character, I think we need a few more rows of question marks and bigger ones too!
ReplyDeleteTruth!
Delete"bacon bits" 🤣 I'm dying.
ReplyDeleteMakes you wonder ...
DeleteIt's a short but good list this Saturday morning!
ReplyDeleteIt's good for a Google.
Deletethe dog's mother
ReplyDeleteHave a good weekend!
xoxo :-)
Y'all do the same!
Deletexoxo
😧 Being old is noisy. I have found there's not enough WD-40/duct tape in the world to keep my rattletrap body from signaling my approach. People ahead of me on the sidewalk turn my direction to see who's chewin' on Rice Krispies and rubber bands!! I'll spare you the discussions of my exhaust-system!! 💨🤣
ReplyDeleteIs that popcorn popping or my knees? I don't know. 🤷🏼♂️
DeleteThis is my favourite of your weekly slots, I always go 'OH yes, I know that' to several of them. Love coming here, Google don't let me sign in though. Martine at silencingthebell.blogspot.com
ReplyDeleteGlad you like it; it proves how much alike we all really are.
DeleteAnd Google can be a pain for some.
My son always does that with his wallet, keys and phone. I shared your joke with him! Thanks for the smile, Bob!
ReplyDeleteIt's a good song to know, as I said to Carlos when we left the house this morning and he forgot his phone!
DeleteAs Dave always says, duct tape will fix anything!
ReplyDeleteThe Miracle Product!
DeleteI am not familiar with the song you are referring to, but I think I heard it as a punch line for the joke about a priest leaving a whorehouse - while crossing himself, he mutters "Spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch."
ReplyDeleteWill Jay
Well, it seems everyone has a version of that song! 😁
DeleteOh yeah! Those subtitles have been my downfall. And I’ve been singing “Whatta ya do, shoot the swans?” all day because San Geraldo interrupted me this morning.
ReplyDelete“Whatta ya do, shoot the swans?”
DeleteI may have to incorporate that into my repertoire.
My son's daycare did Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes a lot and he was the littlest so he was very confused at first
ReplyDeleteIt is kind of a weird song to sing.
DeleteThank you for making sure that I will never again see bacon bits without thinking of Kevin Bacon's nipples (*~*)
ReplyDeleteI do like to provide a service.
DeleteWallet, glasses, keys and phone - ha - ain't that the truth!
ReplyDeleteIf it helps you to remember, I'm all for a little song!
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