GOP Dumpster Fire: Liars, Racists, Anti-LGBTQ+, Anti-Women ...

There’s an old saying about when someone shows you who they are, believe them; and when someone says something, openly and publicly, believe that, too, and not the spin machine that envelopes the liar afterwards.

Here are a few examples of liars, and morons, and weirdos showing us who they are …

Florida’s official tourism website quietly removed a landing page for the state’s LGBTQ-friendly travel destinations sometime in the past four months. The website—VisitFlorida.com—used to have an LGBTQ+ Travel section that no longer exists.

If Florida doesn’t want The Gays then perhaps The Gays need to get out of Florida or vote out these asshats trying to erase us.

Speaking of tourism of the ass-kissing type, with glitzy Mar-a-Lago fundraisers, stays at The Felon’s hotels, and flights on The Felon’s private jet, GOP candidates and political groups are on track to spend more on The Felon’s businesses this year than any year since 2016.

It’s clearly an attempt to stay on the racist, rapist, traitor, con artist, sexual predator’s good side … by that I mean the ass they kiss.

Maria Bartiromo from Fox Not News But Entertainment Because they Lie recently posted Xwitter:

“Friend of mine’s wife had to take her 16-year-old son to the DMV this week for a new license. Couldn’t get an online appointment(all full) so went in person and had to go to 3 DMVs to get something done. First DMV was in Weatherford. Had a massive line of immigrants getting licenses and had a tent and table outside the front door of the DMV registering them to vote!”

Funny then that Sgt. William Lockridge, a spokesperson for the Texas Department of Public Safety, says Bartiromo’s statement was “simply false” or, in real speak, a lie. Contrary to Bartiromo’s friend’s wife’s cousin’s sister’s nephew’s doctor’s daughter’s teacher there is no office for the Texas Department of Motor Vehicles in Weatherford; people get licenses at a DPS Driver License office who had no such tent set up.

Maria Bartiromo is a liar who has repeated this lie three times on air without once trying to verify it with Texas officials.

Not even a week after telling the crowd at a North Carolina rally that Kamala Harris was copying him, The Felon’s campaign spokesperson released a video of him deboarding his plane using Harris’ campaign song, Beyoncé’s “Freedom.”

Beyoncé gave Harris permission to use the song from her album 2016 album Lemonade, at the end of last month. Since then Harris’ campaign has put it to use every chance it gets, from her first campaign ad to her dramatic entrance at the DNC Monday night.

Almost as soon as The Felon used her music, though, Beyoncé's people issued a cease and desist to The Felon.

Republican presidential nominee and certifiable moronic uneducated racist, The Felon, is questioning if Democrats know where Vice President Kamala Harris “came from.”

Birtherism 2.0.

Of course he’s used this racist bull shiz on former President Barack Obama and women of color in Congress.

When trying to debunk allegations of weirdness in your little cult, maybe you shouldn’t carry around cups of imaginary semen.

Seems like common sense, but supporters of JD Vance, outraged at Democrats for characterizing their favored candidate as a social misfit who fucks couches, have taken to honoring his sperm and have begun carrying JD Vance’s “Full Family Kit” AKA JD Jizz in an apparent nod to his fertility.

The MAGA movement’s embrace of JD’s Jizz seems to be a reference to Vance’s idiotic remarks about “childless cat ladies” and people who don’t have children.

Attorney Mike Davis, one of The Felon’s rumored attorney general candidates, is threatening lawsuits for anyone who calls the ex-president a convicted felon, writing on X:

“Dear Media and Other Democrat Operatives: Fair warning: Calling [him] a ‘convicted felon’ is defamatory. You may get sued.”

Now, I will have to use his name to make my point … sorry in advance: Donald Trump was convicted of 34 felonies making him a felon. In simpler terms:

Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. 

Done.

Governor Kristi Noem’s administration recently turned down more than $70 million of federal funds from energy efficiency and environmental programs.

The Home Energy Rebates program would have provided the state with $69 million to give South Dakotans rebates for energy-efficient home retrofits and high-efficiency electric appliances resulting in estimated consumer cost savings of $9,027 per South Dakota home.

But the DogKiller said No because it was from Democrats.

Brown-Forman—makers of Jack Daniel’s, Chambord, Herradura, Korbel, Woodford Reserve, and Old Forester—has scrapped its diversity and inclusion policies and ended its participation in an LGBTQ corporate equality index.

An email sent out by Brown-Forman’s executive leadership team said it was making changes to its policies to “account for the ever-changing landscape” and the company removed its diversity and inclusion policies from its website.

I smell a boycott.

At a rally in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania The Felon said Kamala Harris replacing Joe Biden “was a coup of a president. This was a coup.”

Since, again, this illiterate gelatinous mess is a moron, so I’ll explain it to him: a coup d'état, or simply a coup, is typically an illegal and overt attempt by a military organization or other government elites to unseat an incumbent leadership.

Joe.Biden.Is.Still.The.President. He.Has.Not.Been.Unseated.

No coup.

Sofa Loren AKA JD Vance has evaded multiple questions about whether The Felon’s proposed “zero tolerance” policy on immigration would lead to family separation.

After telling NBC News’ “Meet the Press” that before imposing mass deportations, The Felon would need to “stop the bleeding” moderator Kristen Welker asked if The Felon’s plan would include family separation and Sofa,, er, JD said:

“I think that families are currently being separated. You’re certainly going to have to deport some people in this country.”

It’s like this: when they dodge a question it’s because they’re lying. Of course they’re going to separate families.

Former Michigan Republican Party co-chair Meshawn Maddock was called out over the weekend for using a homophobic slur to describe an openly gay political opponent, Jason Morgan, Michigan Democratic Party Vice Chair and is a member of the Michigan DNC, after Jason posted this to Xwitter:

"Michigan Congressional delegation in the House."

And Maddock replied:

“Fags and hags."

Morgan responded to the comment :

"Former [Michigan Republican Party] Chair and advisor to [The Felon]’s 2024 campaign, just called me a fag. As a proud gay man who loves his husband, these hateful taunts don’t undermine my Pride, but to countless LGBTQ young people across the USA, hateful rhetoric can lead to depression and suicide. On behalf of those LGBTQ Kids … Let’s stand up to bullies! Contribute to keep me and other LGBTQ leaders in office, no matter how triggered Meshawn gets."

Meshawn Maddock has yet to respond or apologize because she’s a bigot.

Hulk Hogan—real name Terry Bollea—wrestler, at an event in Ohio to promote his new Real American Beer asked a crowd of supporters if he should “body-slam” Kamala Harris.

Battering women; always good for a joke if you’re Republican. But then he takes it a step further, playing off The Felon’s inherent racism, asking the crowd:

“Is Kamala a chameleon? Is she Indian?”

The he raised his left hand and said:

“How.”

Now, because he looks like a racist abuser, Terry Bollea is blaming his comments on one too many beers when in reality—even though wrestling is fake—it was one too many folding chairs to the head.

At a Felon Rally last week in Arizona certified loon Kari Lake spoke just before The Felon took the stage rambling on about how the country needed to be saved from a “thousand years of darkness” and that The Felon is “the only person who can lead us out of this nightmare and restore the American dream.”

The best part is that, as she spoke, a teleprompter posted a message to Lake from The Felon campaign:

“Please get off stage.”

And when The Felon waddled onstage he said:

“I was going to say, come on, Kari, speak, but she just spoke for half an hour. What the hell.”

I’ve a message for you both: Please get off the stage.

Once again Sofa Loren, AKA Sen. JD Vance, tried to mansplain what The Felon says; This time Vance says The Felon would veto a federal abortion ban if a bill were to be passed by Congress.

Really, Sofa? I mean, the man Made it a point of telling people if he was elected he’d appoint pro-Life justices to the court and then he did that; and then when the court overturned Roe he said, and I’ll paraphrase: “I did that!”

And you want us to believe that because he says he’d veto an abortion ban he will? You really are as stupid as you look.

Bryant Rosado was introduced as an undecided voter during a CNN segment following Kamala Harris’ speech at the Democratic National Convention gave it a “C” while the other seven panelists rated it either an “A” or a “B”.

Rosado confirmed he wasn’t ready to vote for Kamala Harris but moments later said he was pro-The Felon. The Felon’s campaign quickly seized upon Rosado’s comments, using them as an attack on Kamala Harris but then it was revealed that ::::gasp::: Bryant Rosado was a MAGAt liar who posts pro-Felon and pro-MAGAt shiz all over social media.

Oklahoma’s Bixby school district has lots to be proud of: a state-of-the-art new high school set to open by 2025, a new ninth grade gymnasium and plans for a $12 million upgrade to a football complex that already rivals that of many small colleges.

But what the district does not have, and will not have, as students returned last week is a Bible in every classroom—despite a statewide mandate from Ryan Walters, Oklahoma’s education chief to incorporate Bible lessons and promises of repercussions for those that don’t comply.

Bixby Superintendent Rob Miller said:

“If there is no curricular standard that ties with that particular classroom, what would be the purpose of a Bible if not for pure indoctrination?”

Oklahoma schools are taking a stand.

And even the state GOP has threatened to impeach Walters for refusing to account for his spending, which has included multiple out of state trips to appear at Christian nationalist and pro-Trump events.

Fox News unceremoniously ended an interview with The Felon while he was in mid-rant following the DNC.

He had called into the network after his rival Kamala Harris’ acceptance speech, and after about 10 minutes of studiously listening to his complaints and exclamations, the hosts wrapped things up rather abruptly.

Even Fox is tired of his nonsense.

Vice President Kamala Harris’s campaign has raised $540 million since it launched last month, including a surge bolstered by the DNC, a total that amounts to “a record for any campaign in history.”

The campaign raised $82 million during the convention last week, with the best hour coming after Harris’ acceptance speech.

A third of the week’s donations were from first-time contributors and two-thirds of the first-time donors were women.

Remember, this is a party that promises but never delivers, a party of demented old men, and mascara-wearing RuPaul wannabes who hate women, the  LGBTQ+ community, immigrants, education and members of our military.

We don't need that so ...