I Didn't Say It ...

Jesse Watters, Fox moron, who never met an issue he could turn into an illiterate word salad:

“Call me ‘white dude,’ call me ‘weird,; but I’m into this. So, I signed up for the Zoom and I thought it was going to be great because they’ve been calling me toxic for quite some time and I thought maybe we were going to get over that and they were going to talk about wages and security. But no, this was a struggle session for pale, hairy, flabby California artists, and it was basically saying, if you want to be accepted by women, you should vote for a woman. Now, I don’t see why any man would vote Democrat. It’s not the party of virtue, security, it’s not the party of strength. It’s definitely not the party of family. And to be a man and then vote for a woman just because she’s a woman is either childish, that person has mommy issues, or they’re just trying to be accepted by other women. And I heard the scientists say the other day that when a man votes for a woman, he actually transitions into a woman.”

'I heard the scientists say the other day;' The Scientists?

Seriously, this idiocy passes for intelligence on Fox. Intelligence on Fox? I kid.

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Jake Tapper, CNN anchor, facing new blowback for not calling out The Felon’s lies during the debate, trying to recover:

“[January 6th was] one of the most shameful days in this nation’s history. They were attempting to stop the certification of an election that President Joe Biden won fairly. Three of [The Felon]’s supporters died that day of apparent medical emergencies. One ... was fatally shot by police as she approached the floor of the House of Representatives along with a violent mob. A US Capitol police officer, Brian Sicknick, later died of his injuries withstood on that day and then four other officers who defended the Capitol that day ... took their own lives. And it all began with this lie that the election was stolen. And here we are again in 2024 with just 99 days to go until the election, listening to [The Felon] stick with these same fabricated claims that he can only lose Minnesota if Democrats cheat. No. Now look, [he] may very well win the election. He may well lose the election, but these lies, they literally have a body count.”

Maybe then, Jake, you shouldn’t have let him get away with lying during the debate.

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Tim McGraw, on women’s rights:

“I want to see a world where my daughters have control of every decision. Whether it be medically, personally, or the way they want to live their lives. I support a woman’s right to choose. That’s between a family, their doctor, their God, and I don’t think anybody else has any business in being a part of that.”

This is what we need; more men speaking up for women’s rights, for everyone’s rights. If you don’t stand for the rights of one of us, you don’t stand for the rights of us all.

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Nicky Doll, drag queen, loving the faux Christians faux outrage over the Opening Ceremonies at the Olympics:

“It was my absolute honor to perform in front of billions of people around the world, and celebrate our Olympians and remember, to the ones that had their feathers ruffled seeing queerness on their screen: WE AIN’T GOING NOWHERE. The opening ceremony did ruffle some feathers… and I LOVE it. You know why? Because the Olympics are the biggest stage in the world and us queer people have always been the audience of other people’s life and achievement and it is time that we are welcome in the space. France has always been DRAG. Get over it.”

Yes, please get over it because drag queens and gay folks aren’t going anywhere.

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Andy Beshear, Democrat governor of Kentucky, on The Felon and The Guyliner’s stance on abortion:

“You look at the fact that my mom, my daughter, and my wife had a constitutional right ripped and stripped from them. I think it is important that we strip [The Felon] of the chance to ever have a second term.”

It’s that simple; we stand with women or we all fall.

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Chelsea Handler, on JD Vance’s lunacy:

"As you may have heard, [The Felon]'s running mate and future star of his own Dateline episode, J.D. Vance, is ruffling quite a few feathers this week. Listen up, you wingnut elegy. This country is still controlled by men in systems that were set up by men that are carefully crafted to continue to benefit men. So, to put it in women-hating terms you’ll understand, you’re being hysterical. But let's be clear: There's no correlation between childless people and the presidency. For example, our very first United States president, Mr. George Washington, didn't have children. In fact, he had two stepchildren. And to your point about Kamala not being fit because she's not a ‘mother,’ I'd like to remind you that no president in the history of the United States has ever been a mother. But maybe if she had five kids with three different men, and a scandalous affair with a porn star, and was convicted felon, that would be more palatable to Republican men. My God, are we tired. You sad, diet, Mountain-Dew-drinking, couch-humping, dolphin-porn aficionado, all of us childless cat and dog ladies are gonna go from childless and crushing it to childless and crushing you in November. And before you tell me he didn’t really f**k a couch, spare me. I grew up in New Jersey in the 80s where everyone had a couch in their basement, and I know a couch f**ker when I see one.”

And the rest of us are seeing it, too!

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Pete Buttigieg, on that resurfaced 2021 clip in which Vance condemns “childless” Democrats:

“The really sad thing is he said that after Chasten and I had been through a fairly heartbreaking setback in our adoption journey. He couldn’t have known that, but maybe that’s why you shouldn’t be talking about other people’s children. And it’s not about his kids or my kids or the vice president’s family. It’s about your family, people’s families whose well-being will depend on whether we go into a future led by somebody like Kamala Harris, who is focused on expanding the prosperity and the freedom, the well-being of our families. Or do you want your children to grow up in a country defined by a return to the chaos and recrimination and cruelty that was the hallmark of the [The Felon] era?”

So now if you don’t have children, according to Republicans, you don’t have anything to offer.

Let that sink in.

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